You know you have been released....

[A Desert Rose]

when your Dom/me tells you:

"I need that collar back for the pit bull I just brought home."

"Your food and water dishes are out back for the new guard dog I just bought."



I know you all can top those.

 

[MissTaken]

When he sells your favorite paddles, vibes and toys in a garage sale.

And your collar goes to e bay!

 

[lilredwolph]

when you see the next door nieghbors poodle sleeping in your cage

 

[MissTaken]

when you attend a mock slave auction and you see real money exchange hands and the deed signed over!

 

[lilredwolph]

He starts using His belt to actually hold up His pants

 

[MissTaken]

He starts using His belt to actually hold up His pants

Good one!



You know you have been released when the only opportunity you have to say, "Yes, Sir!" is when you have been pulled over for a speeding ticket.

 

[niteshade]

When he stops telling you to kneel in front of the pc screen.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

When he stops telling you to kneel in front of the pc screen.

You know I'd never do it to you, baby!

 

[niteshade]

You know I'd never do it to you, baby!

<Sniff> I feel so loved

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

<Sniff> I feel so loved

Well, I haven't emptied your bank account yet...

 

[niteshade]

Well, I haven't emptied your bank account yet...

lmao

 

[James G 5]

lmao

Don't laugh, he said "yet"

 

[MissTaken]

You know you have been released when

It is time to play.

You patiently wait for his first instruction.

It doesn't come. In order to fill the deafening silence you say, "Master, what is your wish?"

He shrugs his shoulders and rolls his eyes,

"Awww do whatever you want."

 

[MissTaken]

Oh, and you should be vrey concerned when you have to take a number and fill out an application complete with liability waiber in order to get into the Play Room.

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

when He starts doing His OWN laundry, complete with folding, ironing, and hanging. Yup. You're history.

~anelize

 

[AngelicAssassin]

when He starts doing His OWN laundry, complete with folding, ironing, and hanging. Yup. You're history.

~anelize

Wait a second, i do that now out of choice.

Remembers a set of flight suits sent through the wash with towels, and shudders.

Pill hell, and never again.

 

[LunarKitten]

When you look on ebay and see your slave contract being auctioned off with a BUY NOW stuck under it

 

[Guest]

HEY!!!!

He starts using His belt to actually hold up His pants

DANGIT!!!!

Thats called multi-tasking

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

Re: Re: You know you have been released....

Wait a second, i do that now out of choice.

Remembers a set of flight suits sent through the wash with towels, and shudders.

Pill hell, and never again.

Did the Dominant not give adequate instructions? *grin*

~anelize

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Did the Dominant not give adequate instructions? *grin*

~anelize

Sorry darlin'.

The Dominant was dormant then.

 

[Shadowsdream]

When your chastity belt is used as a bicycle lock.

 

[D's mariposa]

when you find all the clothespins back on the clothesline...

when your kneeling pillow ends up in the puppy bed.

 

[A Desert Rose]

when you find all the clothespins back on the clothesline...

You know, I thought of this one last night as I was drifting off to sleep.

LMAO....

 

[BrightFlower]

When the duct tape goes back in the tool box
and
He puts the tool box back in His garage

He begins to actually use the ice cubes in His drinks....

When He sees your bare ass and throws you a towel instead of snapping it with the towel

 

[Krinaia]

He starts using His belt to actually hold up His pants

thanks for the much needed laugh ... oh god, that was so funny .... my face hurts