You know you have been at Lit too much when......

[MissTaken]

What are some tell tale signs that you have been on the BB too often over a period of time?

Do your eyes get blood shot?

Your carpel tunnel begin acting up?


When you are climaxing during real life sex, do you reach for an "m" or an "o" key?

mmmmmmmmmm ooooooooooooo

When you argue with your partner about the bills and he brings up the oopsey little car accident you had last week....do you say.

"Wrong fucking thread!"


There must be other signs ....do tell!

 

[lilminx]

I know I've been on lit for too long...

When my shoulder muscles on my left side start burning from my hand beingon the mosue for too long.

When I start dreaming about looking at different threads.

When I spend my non-computer time thinknig about what replies I'm going to make to threads.

When my keyboard keys get stuck....

 

[koalabear]

When you get callous's on your ass and your dick dodges your hand everytime you try to pee.......lol

 

[OUTSIDER]

You start talking to friends or family about stuff on the BB and they look at you funny because of the names people use but you don't see that anymore.

 

[RisiaSkye]

You start talking to friends or family about stuff on the BB and they look at you funny because of the names people use but you don't see that anymore.

I'm glad it's not just me. I was talking to my husband about a conversation I was having with Oliver Clozoff, completely forgetting about the sexual-names thing.

And, I sometimes refer to the couple of people I know in RL from here by their BB names.

And, what lilminx said about planning replies in off-computer time.

Yep, I'm addicted.

What a shock. *lighting cigarette* How unlike me.

 

[Wizard]

You start talking to friends or family about stuff on the BB and they look at you funny because of the names people use but you don't see that anymore.

Thats pretty good...........

I know I have been here too long when the coffee cup is here all day and dishes pile up around me...........
Thats a weekend thing.........

 

[MissTaken]

And then....

When current events are happening....

I turn on the pc before CNN so that I may see Shadowsource's et al's take on the situation .


Yep! I am addicted.


Shall we start a support group?


NOT!

 

[morninggirl5]

LitAnon meets on Thursdays at 9:00pm. Or at least that's the rumor I heard. I'm never here enough to know for sure though.

 

[Wizard]

<Standing up>...............My name is Wizard and I have been addicted for almost two years now.........I just can't help myself...

 

[lilminx]

LitAnon meets on Thursdays at 9:00pm. Or at least that's the rumor I heard. I'm never here enough to know for sure though.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step, Morninggirl

 

[Guest]

When you start saying LOL, OMG, and BBL in real life.

When you can no longer see the letters on your keyboard.

When you have so many people on your IM's that you can create your own community.

 

[MissTaken]

LitAnon meets on Thursdays at 9:00pm. Or at least that's the rumor I heard. I'm never here enough to know for sure though.

Do we all go as trolls so as to remain anonymous???

 

[Tabby432]

It's 9:30 and I haven't eaten dinner.

 

[april-wine]

I know when I am sitting telling everyone at turkey dinner, that Never got kicked out, and Pokerman needs a new title, and Tiggs and KM hate each other, and Lobito just has the craziest avatar.......and I look up and everyone is staring at me with mouths open, wondering what the shit I am talking about.......I know I have been spending wayyyyyyyyyy to much time here

edited to protect the innocent....

 

[freakygirl]

you know you spend way to much time here..

when your husband gives you this for xmas..

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[RisiaSkye]

Re: you know you spend way to much time here..

when your husband gives you this for xmas..

OhmiGawd, I almost came.

 

[Mischka]

And, I sometimes refer to the couple of people I know in RL from here by their BB names.

I have caught myself starting to call Lavender by her Lit name at school. I just don't want to launch into an explanation around the law review office about why I'm calling her a flower.

 

[Barb Dwyer]

Been here too long when someone calls me by my real name and it doesn't register!

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

your eyes are bloodshot, your back aches, the sun is coming up - dam i havent slept yet and i have to work today (dam). These are all the signs that you have been on here too long (and need a life!!!) Its just that this is soooo addictive.

And i'm hearing that from a lot of people. Not good!

I've got a house i'm halfway thru doing major renovations on... please kill this site so i can get back to doing producive work.

What thats not going to happen? Dam. Where that bottle of "self control" pills when you need them?!!!

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Hee ... hee...

When I start shifting around in my chair & go and grab my pillow to sit on ...

When I catch myself looking at my av and think to myself " DAMN I HAVE A SEXY ASS !!! ".... O' my bad that is not my REAL ass.



I know I have been here to long.

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

Re: Hee ... hee...

When I start shifting around in my chair & go and grab my pillow to sit on ...

When I catch myself looking at my av and think to myself " DAMN I HAVE A SEXY ASS !!! ".... O' my bad that is not my REAL ass.



I know I have been here to long.

heh heh heh... i love it!

 

[Cheyenne]

I know when I am sitting telling everyone at turkey dinner, that Never got kicked out, and Pokerman needs a new title, and
Tiggs and Cheyenne hate each other

??? Since when?

 

[lilminx]

??? Since when?

Hmmm... maybe she meant Tiggs and KillerMuffin? Not sure...

 

[Cheyenne]

When people you've met here become important to you away from the board. That gives them the power to hurt you.