You know you drink too much coffee when

[WriterDom]

After my blow job last night, she asked if I liked coffee. I had a 2 hour drive home and thought she was going to be nice and make some. I said, "yeah."

She said "I thought so, your cum taste like coffee."

I hope she wasn't up all night.

 

[Simply Me]

LOL.. funny

 

[Barb Dwyer]

Ahh, but inquiring minds want to know if you were?

Up all night, that is....

 

[lavender]

 

[cymbidia]

Hmm. I wonder if coffee-flavored cum would give anyone on the receiving end a little bit of a caffeine buzz? Just enough energy to tidy up after he leaves before falling into bed for a nice long snooze?

 

[bluntforcemama]

After my blow job last night, she asked if I liked coffee. I had a 2 hour drive home and thought she was going to be nice and make some. I said, "yeah."

She said "I thought so, your cum taste like coffee."

I hope she wasn't up all night.

I thought that was well known, that what you eat will effect the flavor of your semen. Odd that YOU didn't know. Try chewing on mint leaves or something. Personally, I hate coffee jism.

 

[WriterDom]

Re: Re: You know you drink too much coffee when

I thought that was well known, that what you eat will effect the flavor of your semen. Odd that YOU didn't know. Try chewing on mint leaves or something. Personally, I hate coffee jism.

the only cum I've tasted is my own. I know what you eat affects the flavor, but I didn't think someone could pick it up that easy.
What's up with the YOU anyway ?

 

[bluntforcemama]

Re: Re: Re: You know you drink too much coffee when

the only cum I've tasted is my own. I know what you eat affects the flavor, but I didn't think someone could pick it up that easy.
What's up with the YOU anyway ?

lol... and aren't YOU the epitome of sexual knowledge? YOU should know this! YOU are the sex god, aren't YOU?

 

[Valdimer]

The best thing I ever heard, after a girl swallowed my jizz, "Mmmmmmm...you taste good...." Damn!! That was the hottest thing a girl ever said to me at the time!!

 

[WriterDom]

Re: Re: Re: Re: You know you drink too much coffee when

lol... and aren't YOU the epitome of sexual knowledge? YOU should know this! YOU are the sex god, aren't YOU?

no, FAR from it.

A little Skynyrd for Cym


I Know A Little
(Gaines)
Yes sir

Well the bigger the city, well the brighter the lights
The bigger the dog, well the harder the bite
I don't know where you been last night
But I think mama, you ain't doin' right

(Chorus)
Say I know a little
I know a little about it
I know a little
I know a little 'bout it
I know a little 'bout love
And baby I can guess the rest

Well now I don't read that daily news
'Cause it ain't hard to figure
Where people get the blues
They can't dig what they can't use
If they stick to themselves
They'd be much less abused

(Chorus)

Play me a little, oh yeah
Yeah

Well if you want me to be your only man
Said listen up mama, teach you all I can
Do right baby, by your man
Don't worry mama, teach you all I can

(Chorus)

Well I know a little 'bout love
Baby I want your best

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Also when

You've had a little too much garlic...

 

[cymbidia]

no, FAR from it.

A little Skynyrd for Cym

How far?



A little Melissa Etheridge for WD...

Yes I Am

In these days and these hours of fury
When the darkness and answers are thin
Lovers come and check out in a hurry
Shallow and hollow again
Come lay your body beside me
To dream to sleep with the lamb
To the question your eyes seem to send

Am I your passion your promise your end
I say I am
Yes I am
Your passion your promise your end
Yes I am

Barring divine intervention
There is nothing between you and I
And if I carelessly forgot to mention
Your body your power can sanctify
Come feed your hunger your thirst
Lay it down the beast will die
You can question my heart once again

(Chorus)

I will stand firm in the tempest
I will ride destinys' trail
To believe when the truth comes up empty
To hold and respect without fail
Come and be one in the motion
A desire they cannot comprehend
Never to question again
For I am your passion your promise your end
Oh yes I am

 

[Guest]

 

[Sephiroth]

I saw a recipe for changing the "flavor" in an old issue of Playboy. It was discovered by a monk. (Maybe some guys wouldn`t have so much trouble getting a blow job if they knew about this.) heh heh

 

[doctor_insanus]

The best thing I ever heard, after a girl swallowed my jizz, "Mmmmmmm...you taste good...." Damn!! That was the hottest thing a girl ever said to me at the time!!

Agreed!

That's always a big boost to the ol' ego...