You know what really sucks??

[Liontamr]

You're in your apartment - half naked of course because it is past 11pm and everything but socks and boxers have outlived their usefulness - and the doorbell rings.

Like a bat out of hell you grab the first shirt you see and realize it's the one that you wore playing hockey two days ago and fell out of the laundry basket.. and it smells just like it should in that situation.

You nearly do a face plant in a rush to get your jeans on.. Of course you are in a hurry so the boxers bunch right up and suddenly you're wearing a thong.

But you can't worry about all of that because the doorbell has rang a second time.

You race out your door and then down five steps to the main door.. Thinking you may see family, or a best friend who is just done work, or a beautiful woman wanting to jump you (hey it could happen.. *shrugs*)

Instead you open your door to the people who live below you. They got locked out of the buliding as they were taking out the garbage.

BAH!!

 

[Freya]

I'd have opened it half naked.

 

[Never]

Hoover really sucks.

 

[teddybear4play]

I'd have opened it half naked.

I got locked out of my building.

I need a cup of sugar.

It's cold out here.

Let me in!

TB4p

 

[MischievousSprite]

This happened to Santa the other night. We spewed hot cocoa all over the cafeteria when he came sliding in looking for the pants to his red suit. Santa wears bikini briefs.

Holiday 's

 

[Silverlily]

Oreck really, really sucks.




You should return the favor, at 7am.

 

[Liontamr]

I'd have opened it half naked.

Now how come I can't have someone like you living in the same building?

As for me.. I'm thinking people, even friends and family don't need to see that. Although if that shirt is the only thing available, I may just go without for both of our sakes.

 

[Freya]

This happened to Santa the other night. We spewed hot cocoa all over the cafeteria when he came sliding in looking for the pants to his red suit. Santa wears bikini briefs.

Holiday 's

*snort*

I was going to reply to the guys but this was way more amusing!


Thanks for the giggle little one. I needed it.

 

[MischievousSprite]

I'm the North Pole historian. I record all the FUN stuff. I got lots more where this came from!

Holiday 's

 

[Liontamr]

You should return the favor, at 7am.

7am?!

You want me to get up that early?!

 

[Silverlily]

7am?!

You want me to get up that early?!

Oh gods, no. (Whatever made you think that?)

Stay up.

 

[Freya]

I'm the North Pole historian. I record all the FUN stuff. I got lots more where this came from!

Holiday 's

Oooh come on - we want dirt on Santa. Dish, dish!

 

[Liontamr]

Oh gods, no. (Whatever made you think that?)

Stay up.

Ohhhhhhh ok! Now you're talking!

But ya know staying up is so much easier if I had some *ahem* company.

Then again, with the right kind of company, I'm sure we could make a disturbance through the entire night.

 

[Silverlily]

Ohhhhhhh ok! Now you're talking!

But ya know staying up is so much easier if I had some *ahem* company.

Then again, with the right kind of company, I'm sure we could make a disturbance through the entire night.

So is it safe to assume too much "disturbance" doesn't make you sleepy? That would make staying up rather difficult.



(Of course, with enough "disturbance", the whole revenge thing would become not so important.)

 

[Liontamr]

So is it safe to assume too much "disturbance" doesn't make you sleepy? That would make staying up rather difficult.

(Of course, with enough "disturbance", the whole revenge thing would become not so important.)

Causing a disturbance from now until 7am??

We may need to take a small five minute break for a snack and drink to replish fluids n such.. But I'm thinking 7 hours wouldn't be hard considering how long it's been since.

(and yes, about five minutes into making "a disturbance" the whole revenge thing woould go out the window. lol)

 

[perks]

I thought this was going to be a yes or no question.

 

[Liontamr]

I thought this was going to be a yes or no question.

rofl

It still can be...

 

[perks]

rofl

It still can be...

ok, then yes, I do know what really sucks.

 

[Liontamr]

ok, then yes, I do know what really sucks.

Somehow I thought you might. Somehow I think I know what your answer is too.

 

[Silverlily]

Causing a disturbance from now until 7am??

We may need to take a small five minute break for a snack and drink to replish fluids n such.. But I'm thinking 7 hours wouldn't be hard considering how long it's been since.

Ambitious, I like that.

 

[perks]

Somehow I thought you might. Somehow I think I know what your answer is too.

you've been calling that psychic hotline again, admit it.

 

[Liontamr]

Ambitious, I like that.

Yes, very.. especially at night! It's a blessing.. It's a curse.

 

[Liontamr]

you've been calling that psychic hotline again, admit it.

My good friend Ms. Warwick told me...

 

[Mia62]

you've been calling that psychic hotline again, admit it.

Nah, he just asked me nice and I spilt all the duckrets.

 

[Silverlily]

It's a curse.

Tell me about it. I have to get up in four hours, that whole work first, paycheck second thing.