You know what pisses me off!!!!!

Marathonman

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1)To many exclamations at the end of a sentence. What? You don't think we would've understood just the one. We needed 4 or 5 to get just how excited you really are...

2)An "official" thread. What the hell makes a thread "official"? Because the dumbass who started says it is? I don't think so.

3)When people don't respond to me. If I quote you and say something or ask a question, frikkin respond dammit. If you quote me or ask me someting, I will reply, it's called commen courtesy people!!

4)Not returning PM's. Just hit reply and type in "don't ever Pm me again"... is that so hard!

5) an overabundance of parody threads... unless there funny, then they're ok.

6) people who don't get my humour or think I'm not funny, really, really piss me off. Bunch of fucktards as far as I'm concerned.

7) people who correct my spelling publically. I know I can't spell well, coupled with my lack of proffreading and that fact I think I can type faster then I can, I make a lot of mistakes. Just PM with the correction... and I will respond, dammit.

8) longass thread starters. No one wants to wade through all that bull shit. Piss or get off the pot.. you know?

That's all I can think of right now, I'm going for a run because apparently I've worked myself up a bit....
 
Marathonman said:
7) people who correct my spelling publically. I know I can't spell well, coupled with my lack of proffreading and that fact I think I can type faster then I can, I make a lot of mistakes. Just PM with the correction... and I will respond, dammit.

proofreading.

:D
 
what's he say?? I have him on ignore so I don't have to respond to his post when he quotes me on something?
 
You know whats bad about this thread? It's not an official what pisses him off thread, it's just an unofficial one.
 
You need to add the "_____, clean your box" threads to your list. I mean, seriously, how the fuck do you get a full PM box? Well, unless you're a chick with a thread on the AmPics forum... But otherwise, your box can hold 150 messages. Do you keep a copy of every friggin' message you send? Do you never delete anything, because every goddamn message you get is so special and deep and meaningful and lovingly composed that you can't bear to part with any of them and you're too fucking stupid to copy and paste them to a Word document? Are you so fucking lazy you can't take the two seconds needed to check the box for "Delete this message" and click "Confirm"? Or do you just let them build up on purpose in the hopes that eventually someone will start a "Please clean your box" thread and you can feel all important as everyone witnesses how popular you must be? I mean, what the fuck?

Ahem. No, sorry. It's my issue and I'll deal with it.

Heh.
 
Marathonman said:
1)To many exclamations at the end of a sentence. What? You don't think we would've understood just the one. We needed 4 or 5 to get just how excited you really are...
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Does anyone really care??????????????????????
Just askin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marathonman said:
2)An "official" thread. What the hell makes a thread "official"? Because the dumbass who started says it is? I don't think so.
Because I said so and that's that. :p
Marathonman said:
3)When people don't respond to me. If I quote you and say something or ask a question, frikkin respond dammit. If you quote me or ask me someting, I will reply, it's called commen courtesy people!!

I'm ignoring this one.

Marathonman said:
4)Not returning PM's. Just hit reply and type in "don't ever Pm me again"... is that so hard!

Sooner or later, someone has to stop ansering or the box fills up.

Marathonman said:
5) an overabundance of parody threads... unless there funny, then they're ok.

I'm working on a good parody of this one. ;)

Marathonman said:
6) people who don't get my humour or think I'm not funny, really, really piss me off. Bunch of fucktards as far as I'm concerned.

What humor?

Marathonman said:
7) people who correct my spelling publically. I know I can't spell well, coupled with my lack of proffreading and that fact I think I can type faster then I can, I make a lot of mistakes. Just PM with the correction... and I will respond, dammit.

Psssst - "proofreading" not "proffreading." Just sayin' Oops. Sorry - PM to follow.

Marathonman said:
8) longass thread starters. No one wants to wade through all that bull shit. Piss or get off the pot.. you know?

Beat up the posters who keep it going. I didn't start the spoiler thread but I'm guilty of helping to keep it going.

Marathonman said:
That's all I can think of right now, I'm going for a run because apparently I've worked myself up a bit....

Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?
 
The first post was just too long to wade through.

I'm just bumping your thread cause you're cute.

:D
 
bisexplicit said:
You know whats bad about this thread? It's not an official what pisses him off thread, it's just an unofficial one.

You I like too.

and that holly broad... she's good people.
Stinky keyboard... I'm not so sue about.
that mephisoto guy seems a'ight as well.
 
Marathonman said:
You I like too.

and that holly broad... she's good people.
Stinky keyboard... I'm not so sue about.
that mephisoto guy seems a'ight as well.
My lawyer can beat your lawyer, so don't sue me.
 
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