You know what Lit has taught me?

[Sean]

That there really are some genuinely insane people floating around out there. Oh, I've bumped into the odd nutter in a pub or seen the millennium hand and shrimp type on the bus, but to know that there are so MANY of them is a service for which I wish to thank Laurel and Manu.

 

[killallhippies]

dude, whatever. milkshakes are fucking delicious.

 

[Sean]

dude, whatever. milkshakes are fucking delicious.

I hate flavoured milk. True story.

 

[killallhippies]

even chocolate?

 

[pink]

Oh god, I'd kill for a vanilla milkshake.

 

[semen4her]

Strawberry milk is just wrong.

 

[Sean]

even chocolate?

I like chocolate, I like milk. The combination, however, is vomit inducing.

 

[killallhippies]

i think you just proved your own premise 'cause that's fucking crazy.

 

[Sean]

i think you just proved your own premise 'cause that's fucking crazy.

Also, I'm about the only person I know that doesn't like cheesecake.

 

[killallhippies]

i can almost see that. i have to be in the mood for cheesecake. if i'm not and i go for it anyway it just doiesn't work for me at all. also, some people just make it too damned sweet. that pisses me off.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Who says you can't teach an old drug addict new tricks.

 

[Sean]

Who says you can't teach an old drug addict new tricks.

Wrong SN, dude.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I can't say I've come across the likes of some of these morons in real life. If I have, they've kept their racism, bigotry and ignorance to themselves.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I can't say I've come across the likes of some of these morons in real life. If I have, they've kept their racism, bigotry and ignorance to themselves.

You must not get out of your mom's basement very much.

 

[killallhippies]

i've heard shit like this in real life. hell, i've heard worse. i guess i just have that kind of face. i really wish i didn't. i like crazy, but only fun/interesting crazy.

and the czechs just scored as i was typing this. that's neat.

 

[trysail]

We come here to gather data and form an opinion of the population and the extent to which swindlers, cretins and morons have reproduced and proliferated. The results are never encouraging.

 

[dolf]

salmon cheesecake.
you ate it.

 

[Sean]

salmon cheesecake.
you ate it.

One forkful, same as you. And it was fucking awful.

 

[dolf]

it was the sweet base that did it...

oral confusion

 

[killallhippies]

were you guys in hell? serious question.

 

[dolf]

were you guys in hell? serious question.

if i recall correctly, the rest of the meal was heavenly.
the management quizzed us on the cheesecake later in the evening.
he looked as perplexed by it as my taste buds felt.

 

[Sean]

were you guys in hell? serious question.

Norfolk. Next best thing.

if i recall correctly, the rest of the meal was heavenly.
the management quizzed us on the cheesecake later in the evening.
he looked as perplexed by it as my taste buds felt.

Actually, the rest of it was excellent. I remember the owner asking us if we didn't like it. I was diplomatic.

 

[Silverlily]

I can't say I've come across the likes of some of these morons in real life. If I have, they've kept their racism, bigotry and ignorance to themselves.

You don't work customer service. They're out there... in quantity. In fact, I run into fewer nutjobs here than I do at work.

 

[dolf]

You don't work customer service. They're out there... in quantity. In fact, I run into fewer nutjobs here than I do at work.

and sweet, grey haired old grannies often hold views that would make hitler blanch.

 

[Silverlily]

and sweet, grey haired old grannies often hold views that would make hitler blanch.

And use language that would make Howard Stern flinch.