you know that moment when you suddenly realise something about yourself?

[dolf]

i just wanted to shake out the throw over the armchair where suzycat is sleeping.

'excuse me, suzy.'

suzycat wakes up and hops off her seat.

my cat knows what 'excuse me' means. i suddenly realise that every pet i ever owned has been trained to respond to a polite 'excuse me', said in the same tone as i would use if i needed to squeeze past a little old lady. with the smile tht goes with it.

...how bloody english am i?!

 

[warrior queen]

Hahaha... brilliant!
If I tried that with CadburyCat, she would slightly open one eye and growl at me!

 

[John Doe]

No. I am completely self-aware at all times.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I call all the pets and the wimmin-folk sweetie...



The only problem is that I sometimes slip up on the job and call some of the young ladies sweetie.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You can call the critters any nasty name you want so long as you use the same tones and inflections. They won't care.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Who you lookin' at Willis?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Any one she wants . . . .

 

[blackleggings]

If only men were this easily trained.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

If only men were this easily trained.

*meow*

 

[pointless]

in this you are exactly as english as me.

 

[dolf]

in this you are exactly as english as me.

but you say it in a silly accent.

 

[Adre]

If only men were this easily trained.

Many of us respond well to 'please' and 'excuse me.'

 

[pointless]

my accent is awesome.

 

[RobDownSouth]

i just wanted to shake out the throw over the armchair where suzycat is sleeping.

'excuse me, suzy.'

suzycat wakes up and hops off her seat.

my cat knows what 'excuse me' means. i suddenly realise that every pet i ever owned has been trained to respond to a polite 'excuse me', said in the same tone as i would use if i needed to squeeze past a little old lady. with the smile tht goes with it.

...how bloody english am i?!

There'll Always Be An England...

 

[tactful]

This happened to my BIL, because he had one of these moments, last Thanksgiving, it seems he always gets gas after eating and starts polluting the whole place up with noxious fumes, doing it on purpose too, you know, forcing it, and laughing about it, because he thinks it so funny, soo, we're all watching the game and he shifts his body, as to start another gaseous moment, and as he makes that nasty raspberry sound, the look on his face suddenly changes in such funny looking way, well, it appeared the sound wasn't what it should have been, I mean the sound was there, as was something he wasn't expecting, needless to say, we did clear the room.

 

[Comshaw]

If only men were this easily trained.

We are....you just have to use the right rewards.


Comshaw

 

[butters]

i just wanted to shake out the throw over the armchair where suzycat is sleeping.

'excuse me, suzy.'

suzycat wakes up and hops off her seat.

my cat knows what 'excuse me' means. i suddenly realise that every pet i ever owned has been trained to respond to a polite 'excuse me', said in the same tone as i would use if i needed to squeeze past a little old lady. with the smile tht goes with it.

...how bloody english am i?!

it's generally how i address my pets. we're just polite, dolf, no getting away from it.

of course, there have been moments....

 

[unregistered]

 

[trysail]

<==== only partially housebroken.

 

[butters]

The English and their quite desperation.

quite?

floyd would be disappointed in you, sir

that is all; thankyou for your time.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

If only men were this easily trained.

If you can train a man, he ain't worth having.

 

[unregistered]

 

[butters]

That quote was taken from Floyd the barber on the Andy Griffith Show.

in that case, floyd the barber would be ever so proud you quoted him. bless.

 

[hobbit.]

i just wanted to shake out the throw over the armchair where suzycat is sleeping.

'excuse me, suzy.'

suzycat wakes up and hops off her seat.

my cat knows what 'excuse me' means. i suddenly realise that every pet i ever owned has been trained to respond to a polite 'excuse me', said in the same tone as i would use if i needed to squeeze past a little old lady. with the smile tht goes with it.

...how bloody english am i?!

more retarded than English! you dont 'own' a cat. it decides if it should put up with you or fuck off somewhere it will be appreciated.

 

[dolf]

more retarded than English! you dont 'own' a cat. it decides if it should put up with you or fuck off somewhere it will be appreciated.

she is more like a dog.

sleeps at the foot of my bed, follows me room to room. when i come home she's usually waiting for me at the gate. never scratches or bites, always comes when she's called.

i'm not a cat person.