You know, sometimes...

[Summery]

I just want to talk to a LIVE HUMAN BEING on the phone.

I had a ton of business calls to make today. I was either redirected 2 or more times. Each person being less helpful than the last, or I got voice mail. But, there's more...

Press 1: If you want this
Press 2: If you need that
Press 3: If you are clueless

Mind you, I pressed 3 and got sent back to the main menu.
I just want a live voice, and take care of business. Am I asking too much? Ok, I know there's a few of you reading this laughing, as you always get my voice mail. Don't say a word, I get it now, ok!

 

[perks]

I'm sorry, perky is not here right now.

press 1 if you'd like to leave a message
press 2 if you'd like to leave some jewelry, money, tickets to the Met
press 3 if you'd like to leave some bodily fluids she happens to enjoy
press 4 if you'd like to leave this menu and go to the really naughty menu

press 5 if this is her mother

 

[Summery]

I'm sorry, perky is not here right now.

press 1 if you'd like to leave a message
press 2 if you'd like to leave some jewelry, money, tickets to the Met
press 3 if you'd like to leave some bodily fluids she happens to enjoy
press 4 if you'd like to leave this menu and go to the really naughty menu

press 5 if this is her mother

*Presses #4*....smiling

 

[perks]

*Presses #4*....smiling

puRRRRRRRR you've reached perky's really naughty menu

this means you are either

press 1 if you're horny
press 2 if you're bold
press 3 if you're Agent Summery



I KNEW IT!!!

 

[calypso_21]

I just want to talk to a LIVE HUMAN BEING on the phone.

I had a ton of business calls to make today. I was either redirected 2 or more times. Each person being less helpful than the last, or I got voice mail. But, there's more...

Press 1: If you want this
Press 2: If you need that
Press 3: If you are clueless

Mind you, I pressed 3 and got sent back to the main menu.
I just want a live voice, and take care of business. Am I asking too much? Ok, I know there's a few of you reading this laughing, as you always get my voice mail. Don't say a word, I get it now, ok!

Grrrrrr...I really know what you mean. This drives me nuts. Right now though my problem is too many phone calls and the damn secretary is out for the afternoon and I am getting nothing done...so here I am posting on your thread cause it hit the right moment for me! Luck with a live person!

 

[juicylips]

I didn't put you on hold or ask you to press buttons.

Well..not those kind of buttons.


Always a pleasure to speak with you, chickie.
JL

*Did I actually type "speak with"? god..I'm spending toooooo much time with a certain Englishman...

 

[celiaKitten]

So, call me. I'm bored!

 

[Debbie]

Call me!
Call me!
Call me!
I will give you live voice and take care of business. It would be a pleasure.

 

[Summery]

Send me a phone # and I will add you to the Summery's phone call list.

How are you?

 

[Carl East]

The trouble for me is that the women I want to phone are all in America, so I don't do the phone thing, at least not yet.

Carl