You Know It's Been a Long Time Since You've Posted on Lit When.....

[SilvaTungDevil]

You Know It's Been a Long Time Since You've Posted on Lit When you have to ctrl+mousewheel zoom because your eyes have degraded again.

 

[Sh1ne0n67]

[From your other thread, but it bears repeating.]



Welcome to Smaug's desolation.

And by dragon, I mean the woke snowflakes who went to war on unapproved conversations Twitter-style.
I think, like Gangnam, they have special pants too - pull-up diapers.
Like Gangnam, they're gone. Mostly to Twitter
where they slew the Orange Dragon.

Now they fear the approach of Bilbo.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

[From your other thread, but it bears repeating.]



Welcome to Smaug's desolation.

And by dragon, I mean the woke snowflakes who went to war on unapproved conversations Twitter-style.
I think, like Gangnam, they have special pants too - pull-up diapers.
Like Gangnam, they're gone. Mostly to Twitter
where they slew the Orange Dragon.

Now they fear the approach of Bilbo.

Why do you bring 45 into every fucking convo, AJ?

 

[spacekowboy]

Is that who this clown is? Did the Chumpychimp name get banhammered yet again?

 

[oneblueye]

you log in and see someone left you an

R...I...P

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Is that who this clown is? Did the Chumpychimp name get banhammered yet again?

Yep. If you ever want to know which of the BroPatrol got banned because they are too stupid to abide by the rules, just check Wat's thread for new names.

 

[spacekowboy]

I'd prefer to not.

Like, ever.

 

[PaxNurgle]

You know it's been a long time since you posted on lit, when you can remember when Busybody and Botany Boy still posted as "Busybody" and "Botany Boy."

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Truthiness.

 

[Saint_Ann]

You Know It's Been a Long Time Since You've Posted on Lit When you have to ctrl+mousewheel zoom because your eyes have degraded again.

God. You've really, really been missed.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Haha....I think I like everyone in this thread....but I can't quite figure out who is who!

 

[rockcasbah]

Yep. If you ever want to know which of the BroPatrol got banned because they are too stupid to abide by the rules, just check Wat's thread for new names.

Hello Pot, you’re black!

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

You Know It's Been a Long Time Since You've Posted on Lit When you have to ctrl+mousewheel zoom because your eyes have degraded again.

I thought of you yesterday when I was at an all-you-can-eat refried bean place. I hear they're great for vision though...although not second-hand.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Hello Pot, you’re black!

Hello moron, you're stupid!

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Man, I only go to underground buffets since covid hit. All you can eat while they bleed you of plasma. As soon as you pass out you're done. Best fried chicken in fuggin' town.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Man, I only go to underground buffets since covid hit. All you can eat while they bleed you of plasma. As soon as you pass out you're done. Best fried chicken in fuggin' town.

Man I can't figure out this fucking quote button. Just who the fuck am I quoting here? Myself? For fucks's sake I'm getting old, or drunk, or something.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I thought of you yesterday when I was at an all-you-can-eat refried bean place. I hear they're great for vision though...although not second-hand.

Oh, I got nothing to say now. I think I wasted it on quoting myself or something.

 

[SexyWench]

You finally remember your password, get logged in & everything is different but the same

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Man, I only go to underground buffets since covid hit. All you can eat while they bleed you of plasma. As soon as you pass out you're done. Best fried chicken in fuggin' town.

We have an underground buffet circuit here too. Most of them are Asian buffets.

 

[James G 5]

You finally remember your password, get logged in & everything is different but the same

I found mine LOL
Talking about you & other old timers here https://forum.literotica.com/threads/the-lit-old-timers-thread.1590518/page-52