You know it's a bad morning when ...

Tommybowler

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You're rushing outside to see what the commotion is slip in a huge chicken shit and grab a rose bush to save yourself and still land in the bird turd getting it all over your leg. This was my morning.
 
I'm sry Tommy, I've had those mornings, they really really suck. Hope your day improved. :rose:
 
Its a bad morning when you dream about spider webs all over the bathroom and look up at the ceiling to see huge, scary, ugly spiders all over. Then you proceed to freak out in the dream. Then wake up to freak out more and are afraid to go into the bathroom.

Hope your day got better Tom! :rose:
 
Its a bad morning when you dream about spider webs all over the bathroom and look up at the ceiling to see huge, scary, ugly spiders all over. Then you proceed to freak out in the dream. Then wake up to freak out more and are afraid to go into the bathroom.

Hope your day got better Tom! :rose:

You would hate my bathroom then, well I say bathroom it's just a toilet but it's where the spiders hang out. I have asked them to leave but they are not budging. My day did get better, thank you for asking.

Anyone else feel free to add your own experiences to this thread.
 
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