You know, it wouldn't kill you to put some effort in.

[Thoggy]

I see you there, lurking in the personals, reading the stories and frantically fingering yourself.

I like that you're a shy, dirty little slut.

I don't like that you're keeping it to yourself.

It's just selfish. Some us really appreciate a dirty slut.

I've written many a story celebrating the dirty sluts of the world (well, mostly North America if I'm honest) and you refusing to share that side with everyone is just god damn selfish.

Sorry, I get passionate about this topic. Also, I'm Canadian and we can't go too long without apologizing. Otherwise we start to feel...weird.

If you are a woman who is reading this, who dreams about exploring her sexuality, send me a message. I'll probably start by apologizing for being so annoyed, but don't worry, I'll get dominant pretty fast.

Now, I'm off to shovel snow.

T

 

[gracie920101]

" You Start Monday " is a quick enjoyable read.

Thanks.

 

[Thoggy]

That's what I aim for with the ladies... quick and enjoyable.

Dammit, that came out wrong.

I meant , long lasting and painful.

Nope, still not right.

Medium length and average.

Fuck me, I give up.

 

[sherbetburps]

Oh my god, dude...between this, and that comment, you’ve really made me chuckle. Love it. Good luck with your search, and you’ve definitely got a new reader!