You KNOW it was great sex last night when . . .

[Guest]

You KNOW it was great sex last night when . . .

You wash your hair twice and you still can't remove all the scented body oil.

*sigh*



OK - fess up!

You KNOW it was great sex last night when . . .

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Filthy whore.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You lucky bitch.

 

[Lisa Denton]

You KNOW it was great sex last night when . . .

There are more than 7 holes in the wall.

The doctor doesn't believe you when you say you fell ON a horse.

The bed is still made up but the kitchen looks like a hurricane came through.

 

[ltnsfr007]

Filthy whore.

HEHEHE
(can't see the keyboard with tears in my eyes)

 

[Guest]

Filthy whore.

Lick me.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Lick me.

If I do, you'll go blind.

 

[Guest]

If I do, you'll go blind.

Braggart.




(I'm off - must go pick up the kids from grandparents.)

 

[ltnsfr007]

When you have a little-head ache

 

[impressive]

Um ... yeah. No comment.

 

[Guest]

.....

 

[Liar]

You KNOW it was great sex last night when . . .

...you're stuck to the pillow?

 

[Stella_Omega]

..Forget about a wet spot, you're looking for a dry spot!
..damn, I should have bought those rubber sheets when they were on sale...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

When the other prisoners ask to see you as soon as you can stop crying . . .

When the stable's ceiling has hoof-prints on it and you have "For a good time call . . ." shaved into your haunches . . .

When even your socks need to smoke a cigarette afterward (Givin' a shout out to one of my favorite peeps on this one . . .)

When the midget in leather mask carrying the video-camera doesn't want to go home afterward . . .

When Pat Robbertson blames a natural disaster on the things that you did . . .

When writing a description about it on Lit makes SweetSubSarahh take notes . . .

When the term "dancing banana" doesn't just refer to a smiley-icon anymore . . .

When he/she gives you the money back . . .

When you realize that you need to buy an economy pack of knee pads and a new vat of Crisco . . .

 

[Liar]

...you're stuck to the pillow?

No sorry, strike that.


...when you're stuck to the ceiling.

 

[Badd Leroy]

There are more than 7 holes in the wall.

The doctor doesn't believe you when you say you fell ON a horse.

The bed is still made up but the kitchen looks like a hurricane came through.

HEHE.. I love where your mind takes me .. Thanks

 

[popcorn2721]

When you wake up with your pubes glued to the sheets with bodely fluid...(ever zonked out right after having sex)

 

[scheherazade_79]

You KNOW it was great sex last night when . . .

You go downstairs to settle your hotel bill and there's a long line of angry people waiting to complain to the receptionist about the noise last night

 

[Belegon]

When you attempt to stand the next morning and immediately fall to the ground as your calves discuss between them the value of coffee vs. bed....

 

[Svenskaflicka]

When Pat Robbertson blames a natural disaster on the things that you did . . .

When he/she gives you the money back . . .

I'm calling a tie here.

 

[Guest]

I heard the goverment has satalites that can see into your windows and stuff so I guess it would be really good sex if the CIA lit a cigarette and stuff.

Debbie

 

[OhMissScarlett]

When you wake up feeling like you were in a car wreck and you can't remember the names of the people in your bed.

 

[Liar]

I'm calling a tie here.

The combination would then be...

...when Pat Robertson gives you the money back?




Eeeew!

 

[Stella_Omega]

I heard the goverment has satalites that can see into your windows and stuff so I guess it would be really good sex if the CIA lit a cigarette and stuff.

Debbie

Sometimes you're brilliant, Deb.

 

[Rope64]

You KNOW it was great sex last night ...

... when you spend half the morning pulling the bedsheets out of your ass.