You know how I know you have a small penis?

[TBKahuna123]

Ahhh the winds just right for dick jokes! I figure this thread will bring Eilan out of hiding. So here goes, inspired by the 40-year old vigin's: You know how I know you're gay? bits...

You know how I know you have a small penis?

Because you went out of your way to find the youngest sales girl at Walmart to ask if they carry Magnum condoms. (I wish that was something I made up, but I watched it happen!!!!)

 

[silverwhisper]

kahuna, that's almost depressing. it would be utterly depressing if it weren't so damned funny!

[wheezes]

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

You post knowingly and with an edge of condescension to every size thread that starts up in HT.

 

[bobsgirl]

YKHIKYHASP?

Because you have a big bass-thumping bad-ass loud "I have a big dick" stereo system in your shiny black Dodge Ram pick-up.

And I know the bass is too heavy when the wheelchair vibrates when your truck drives by.

 

[Quoll]

YKHIKYHASP,
When your user name is Wellhungguy, or Bigdick4u.

 

[bobsgirl]

YKHIKYHASP,
When your user name is Wellhungguy, or Bigdick4u.

I'm glad you decided not to use those, pq...

I was just kidding...*exit, stage right----------------->*

 

[Mazuri]

YKHIKYHASP,

...when every story you write gives measurements to the last millimeter, both length and circumference (which are, of course, larger than average), and yet you never mention the character's name

 

[TBKahuna123]

You post knowingly and with an edge of condescension to every size thread that starts up in HT.

Umm....

YKHIKYHASP?

Because you have a big bass-thumping bad-ass loud "I have a big dick" stereo system in your shiny black Dodge Ram pick-up.

I don't drive a dodge, but...I do, well, um...

YKHIKYHASP,
When your user name is Wellhungguy, or Bigdick4u.

The Big Kahuna????

OMG! I have a small penis and everyone knows it but me!!!

 

[Quoll]

YKHIKYHASP when you constantly post silly pictures and inane comments.




Wait a minute, that's what I d... nevermind.

 

[Cathleen]

YKHIKYHASP?

Because you have a big bass-thumping bad-ass loud "I have a big dick" stereo system in your shiny black Dodge Ram pick-up.

And I know the bass is too heavy when the wheelchair vibrates when your truck drives by.

And to get into that shiny truck you need an extention ladder. Bigger the wheels, the smaller the dick.

 

[bobsgirl]

And to get into that shiny truck you need an extention ladder. Bigger the wheels, the smaller the dick.

Nevermind.

 

[TBKahuna123]

And to get into that shiny truck you need an extention ladder. Bigger the wheels, the smaller the dick.

I guess that explains spinners too, eh?

YKHIKYHASP?

Your favorite song is "she thinks my tractor's sexy."

 

[Perfect_Trust]

And to get into that shiny truck you need an extention ladder. Bigger the wheels, the smaller the dick.

So true!

 

[angelkitty7888]

I guess that explains spinners too, eh?

YKHIKYHASP?

Your favorite song is "she thinks my tractor's sexy."

what does it mean when a woman likes that song?

 

[midwestyankee]

And to get into that shiny truck you need an extension ladder. Bigger the wheels, the smaller the dick.

Said truck also has a lighted license plate frame on the rear and at least one bumper sticker with a violence theme (as in, "My Kid Can Beat Up Your Honor Student").

 

[bobsgirl]

Said truck also has a lighted license plate frame on the rear and at least one bumper sticker with a violence theme (as in, "My Kid Can Beat Up Your Honor Student").

And a confederate flag decal on the rear window.

And maybe a NASCAR decal.

 

[TBKahuna123]

Said truck also has a lighted license plate frame on the rear and at least one bumper sticker with a violence theme (as in, "My Kid Can Beat Up Your Honor Student").

I saw one that said "My kid is sleeping with your honor student".

what does it mean when a woman likes that song?

Wishful thinking?

Oh that's not really fair. Though my dad used to say an huge belt buckle is just a tombstone for a dead dick.


Hey there it is!!!!!

YKHIKYHASD?

You are wearing a belt buckle bigger than your own head.

 

[angelkitty7888]

I saw one that said "My kid is sleeping with your honor student".


Wishful thinking?

Oh that's not really fair. Though my dad used to say an huge belt buckle is just a tombstone for a dead dick.


Hey there it is!!!!!

YKHIKYHASD?

You are wearing a belt buckle bigger than your own head.

lol well i don't know i've always wondered if "the size of your shoe..." worked for females as well lol