You know BDSM has become too mainstream when...

[Marquis]

Fully agree. Off with their heads.

Next we'll have "Squire Doms"

 

[ghosst_K&H]

You know BDSM has become too mainstream when Ethan Allen offers spanking benches, and St. Andrew's Crosses.

You know BDSM has become too mainstream when CVS and Walgreens offer Tens Units, and Voliet Wands. (For therapy, of course )

You know BDSM has become too mainstream when Your submissive wears a t-shirt that says, "My Master went to the Dom Depot and all I got was this lousy t-shirt".

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Next we'll have "Squire Doms"

No way dude, it's Knight (as a minimum), or nothing.

Could be worse. Count comes to mind.

 

[graceanne]

Gracie gracie gracie.. shaking my head sadly You don't slap a sassy sub; it only encourages them...

So? Besides, he told me to! I was just being my sweet, obediant self. . . *smiles angelically*

 

[Aeroil]

Vocabularily? Since when does one turn a noun into an adverb? You are hereby sentenced to six months' hard labor in the Language Nazi thread!

Lol, already I mentioned winston that it was a joke
'sides I'm a language nazi myself, but I do have a sense of humour about it

 

[sincerely_helene]

You know BDSM has become too mainstream where there is a category of submissive known as "princess subs".

Would it be self-centered to assume that comment was purely for my benifit?

 

[Marquis]

Would it be self-centered to assume that comment was purely for my benifit?

Not at all m'lady.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Would it be self-centered to assume that comment was purely for my benifit?

Yanno, if you had a little tiara on in the AV you're using now, one might assume that it was...

 

[Wednesday'sRose]

Let's see, minus 10 for jocular, and minus 15 for attempting to create an adverb out of a noun. You're at 775 on the new writing SAT section and dropping like shit from a mallard in the middle of duck season. Care to gamble yet again?

Keep the panties on studly. i'm in a slightly irritated mood, and just kidding.

You know, I'm glad I got out before they instituted that one. I did well on the age-old Verbal section. I really thought I had done something wrong when I left the test because I'd heard all these horror stories about that section and I had never thought it was difficult. I know that I'm terrible with commas and spelling, though, and a writing section would have been hell. The AP tests were more than bad enough. I'm still glad that it's all over now and college is so much easier than it was made to seem by my high school teachers.

 

[SubbieHubbie2]

You know bdsm has become too mainstream when... you get credit card junkmail for the new Slavecard offer.

You know bdsm has become too mainstrean when... "Subway" stops selling sandwiches and starts giving lessons.

You know bdsm has become too mainstream when... a "Masters In Social Work" degree qualifies you to run a dungeon.

 

[dragonlace]

You know BDSM has become too mainstream when QVC has a leather hour.

You know BDSM has become too mainstream when suspension takes on a whole new meaning in school.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Yanno, if you had a little tiara on in the AV you're using now, one might assume that it was...

I thought something was missing.

Thanks.

 

[Quint]

You know BDSM has become too mainstream when QVC has a leather hour.

You know BDSM has become too mainstream when suspension takes on a whole new meaning in school.

Nice.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

You know BDSM has become too mainstream when they have a full-fledged flogging scene, on a cross, on The Simpsons, and no one complains to the FCC.

 

[D's mariposa]

You know we've become too mainstream when the Red Cross offers a "First Aid for Perverts" class. Which they sort of do, in some areas. I ran into a person whom I know is Red Cross CPR and First Aid Instructor at a bdsm function and she says that if we can get enough people, she'll design a certification course aimed at bdsm-ers. We have 5 people confirmed and 4 maybes. We need at least 10 confirmed for them to come out and do a class for us. Grrrr... I'm working on it.

 

[LunarKitten]

You know BDSM has become too mainstream when they finally do make a DomDepot.

ROFLMAO OMG I have tears now...that one was GOOD!!!

 

[LunarKitten]

You know we've become too mainstream when the Red Cross offers a "First Aid for Perverts" class. Which they sort of do, in some areas. I ran into a person whom I know is Red Cross CPR and First Aid Instructor at a bdsm function and she says that if we can get enough people, she'll design a certification course aimed at bdsm-ers. We have 5 people confirmed and 4 maybes. We need at least 10 confirmed for them to come out and do a class for us. Grrrr... I'm working on it.

Yup, some groups in the RDU area have Red Cross people come in to do first aid safety as a requirement for Dungeon Monitors.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

This comes up in a search for petroglyph and BDSM on Google

Click me.

 

[Marquis]

Click me.

I can't believe there are this many squares in the world.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I can't believe there are this many squares in the world.

And now i know why you don't go down ... click me. Scroll towards the bottom. 60 days and $500 seems a steep price to suck cunt, but damn, i'm glad i left North Kakalacki.

 

[Marquis]

And now i know why you don't go down ... click me. Scroll towards the bottom. 60 days and $500 seems a steep price to suck cunt, but damn, i'm glad i left North Kakalacki.

And yet it's legal to drive without insurance.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

And yet it's legal to drive without insurance.

Not where i live. They take your license, car, and throw your @ss in jail. i can, however, roll around in a peanut butter 69 all day long.

 

[serijules]

You know BDSM has become too mainstream when the Fuller Brush Man starts selling door to door again, and this time, he ain't just selling hairbrushes, he's demonstrating them too...

the hairbrush is my least favourite punishment implement *shudders*

 

[AngelicAssassin]

the hairbrush is my least favourite punishment implement *shudders*

So ... are you a bristles, or back girl?

 

[serijules]

So ... are you a bristles, or back girl?

back...I have a hairbrush D gave to me before I belonged to her and now it's pretty much used only for discipline. It's hard solid wood with a set of 4 ridges carved in the back. I have no idea what it is about those ridges, but damn do they hurt. It's a perfect spanking brush, the handle is the right length and the head is good sized...not too big but not so small and slim like a lot of hairbrushes. If I'm a little moody (hey even slaves wake up on the wrong side of the bed at times..) all she has to do is mention it and I'll immediately have a change of attitude.

Sometimes when I'm having trouble talking about something, I'm expected to fetch that brush and bring it to her and she knows I need it spanked out of me because it doesn't take much from it to get me to that point of crying and ready to do anything to make it stop. I can take ages with the canes and bullwhips but 10 well placed hairbrush strokes can have me bawling and begging.

Well now, wasn't THAT too much info. I'm chatty tonight.