You have been Assimilated!

[JackLuis]

You have been Assimilated into the Internet Generation!

"Aha! The evil plan is working Mordred. See how they flock to find meaning in their miserable lives with vicarious thrills. In another 20 years, they will all be in our power. Mhuah ha ha!

No really.

Here.

Nostalgia for Geeks.

"A few weeks ago at a flea market, I found a copy of The Internet For Dummies: 7th Edition — the edition they published in the year 2000. The book is so out-of-date their website doesn't even exist anymore."

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

I KISS YOU!



(I like sex.)

 

[jacks4u]

You have been Assimilated into the Internet Generation!

No, you have it all wrong - The Internet was built around me! I remember it all, The Atari and Commodore computers, the first IBM PC's and 'portables'. DOS, Windows 3.x. The first browsers. The web before flash. Life before Google...

In all reality, The Internet assimilates newer generations by default. My granddaughter HAS to have Internet access for grade school - 5th grade - for cyrin' out loud! Seems her school district has cut budgets so far that teachers aren't aloud to hand out paper assignments (paper costs money)

 

[xssve]

Remember when everybody was saying: "ateche tee tee pee, colon, backslash backslash, double ewe double ewe double ewe, blah, blah, blah, dot com"?

Ever catch yourself saying "lol" instead of laughing in analog reality?

Ever write m e a t s p a c e and find yourself being edited by bots?

 

[Verdad]

Remember when everybody was saying: "ateche tee tee pee, colon, backslash backslash, double ewe double ewe double ewe, blah, blah, blah, dot com"?

Ever catch yourself saying "lol" instead of laughing in analog reality?

Ever write m e a t s p a c e and find yourself being edited by bots?

LOL, I caught the first version. I'll use analog reality henceforth!