You have 10 seconds...

[Dillinger]

To advertise anything you want, say anything you want.

10 Seconds. I understand that many of you can talk faster then you write. Do not write any more words then you could speak in 10 seconds.

Your moment in the sun, have at it.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

[start advertisement]

I'm a virgin but I don't want to die one.

[/end advertisement]

 

[lobito]

I'm advertising myself!

I think that my ASS speaks for itself, sells itself. If that's not enough to convince you, then there's NO hope let in the world.

Um, just kidding honey. You now who you are.

 

[Black_Bird]

I'm a sexy young man and I'm willing to please.

Give me a chance!!!

 

[MissTaken]

<<Lips for hire. Mind blowing, earth shattering orgasms, guarenteed every time.

If after 30 days, return them for a full refund.>>

 

[Dynamite]

Free to good home. ha ha

 

[T.H. Oughts]

To the ICEman

I would be a cloud... floating into your world.... I would carry hail ..... on arrival there would be ice melting kisses to deliver....

Hope you had a great day sexy man

 

[TN_Vixen]

will cook for sex

heh

Oh, and that ASS is mine.

 

[modest mouse]

"Redemption through Perpetuation"

This message brought to you by the AD council.

 

[Angel]

Hm, I'll use mine to help the Bird Man out

I'm a sexy young man and I'm willing to please.

Give me a chance!!!

Now with free Tarot readings!

 

[Spinaroonie]

[Begin]

Pretles: The snack choice of Democrats- So close....

[fin]

 

[Purple Haze]

http://www.crisco.com/images/1960full.jpg

http://www.crisco.com/timeline.htm

 

[Starfish]

Sex with Crisco would sell better.

 

[lobito]

Re: will cook for sex

heh

Oh, and that ASS is mine.

Which ASS is that? And do you mean you COOK during sex?

I'm sure something could be worked out.

 

[Ice Cold]

Remember Mikey in that cereal commercial? Well I'm not him I'll eat anything!!!

 

[Phoenyx]

Looking for love in all the wrong places...where is right?

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Re: To the ICEman

I would be a cloud... floating into your world.... I would carry hail ..... on arrival there would be ice melting kisses to deliver....

Hope you had a great day sexy man

Whenever I look to a cloudy sky, I will think of this now....and never will I see it as a gloomy day again

 

[Dillinger]

'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.

 

[Wiggles]

Please use your Turn Signals, and wear your seat belts. They save lives. Some of us don't, you know who you are!

 

[Andreina]

*running naked through the advertisment shouting* ME THE BEST, ME THE BEST!!

( o Y o )

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Please use your Turn Signals, and wear your seat belts. They save lives. Some of us don't, you know who you are!

I can attest to seat belts saving lives....they most likely saved my own last wednesday night. Please, everyone, WEAR your seatbelts!

 

[Wiggles]

I can attest to seat belts saving lives....they most likely saved my own last wednesday night. Please, everyone, WEAR your seatbelts!

Glad you're still with us STP. Are you Ok?

 

[phrodeau]

Took me three seconds.

Hello. May I interest you?

 

[Mensa]

10 seconds isn't long enough

p.p.man PM'd me telling me what he'd like to do to Lavender! The man is sick! He described it in detail.

The first thing he says he's going to do is

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Re: 10 seconds isn't long enough

p.p.man PM'd me telling me what he'd like to do to Lavender! The man is sick! He described it in detail.

The first thing he says he's going to do is

Mensa you are MEAN!

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