"You gotta suck da head

[stingostation]

on dem der crawfish!" Why do I want to suck da head of a boiled crawfish? It has to be the flavor Chère! Or for some it might be the challange of that quote. Those of you who've been to a crawfish boil know what I mean.

Having good sex is like making a gumbo, you gotta make a good rue! The ingredients and seasonings don't matter if you burn the rue.

I've got some quotes about SEX to share with you all. These sensual quotes and double entendre could make for comic relief, eh Chère? So this thread has a rue to get that gumbo started.

"Your wife interested in . . . photographs? Eh? Know what I mean --- photographs?" he asked knowingly. . . nudge nudge, snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, say no more
---MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS

By the way: A true New Orleanian will suck the juice out of the crawfish's head.

 

[asian_princess]

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comma ca?

 

[Missingmeds]

The things we talk about on Lit.

Good morning sting and I hope this finds you well.

 

[stingostation]

A good morning to you missingmeds!! Have a good one!

 

[stingostation]

I liked the book cover art asian_princess, a very well done! thanks for showing me!

 

[stingostation]

Sex Quotations

I've enjoying SEX: Even More Fun You Can Have Without Laughing, a book of quatations written by William Cole, and published by St. Martins Press. Its got hundreds of humorus sayings and I hope to plug a few into this thread.

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---PLEASE USE REAR ENTRANCE​

---SIGN AT BARNSTABLE(ENGLAND)​

HEALTH CARE CENTRE​

 

[asian_princess]

I liked the book cover art asian_princess, a very well done! thanks for showing me!

thought you might do i get a gold star?
cant wait to hear more of these humourous quotes of yours! good day 2 ya!

 

[stingostation]

Yes dahlin, I give you two gold stars chere! Now where would you like me to place them ?

 

[stingostation]

SEX NOT INTENDED "but he flourished his tool..."-CHARLOTTE BRONTE

Soon thou shalt hear the Bridgroom's voice,
The midnight cry, "Behold, I come!"

---THE PUBLIC SCHOOL HYMN BOOK​

 

[stingostation]

We played at Vingt-un, which as Fulwar was unsuccessful, game him an opportunity of exposing himself as usual.

---JANE AUTEN, LETTER TO HER SISTER CASSANDRA​

 

[stingostation]

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

He flourished his tool. The end of the lash just touched my forehead. A warm excited thrill ran through my veins, my blood seemed to give a bound, and then rased fast and hot along it channels. I got up nimbly, came round to where her stood, and faced him.

---CHARLOTTE BRONTE, THE PROFESSOR​

******************
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
(Must Read Out Loud)

1) That's not right………………………….Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harbouring a fugitive…………..Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP…………………………Kum Hia

4) Stupid Man……………………………….Dum Gai

5) Small Horse………………………………Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach…………………Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped the coffee table……………….Ai Bang Mai Ni

8) I think you need a face lift………………..Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here……………………Wai So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet…………….Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone………………….No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week………WaiYu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight……………………..Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile……………Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive…………….Yu Stin Ki Pu​

 

[stingostation]

Sex Not Intended

After two months of uninterrupted intercourse, he loves me better every day... and my health improves too.

---ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING, LETTER WRITTEN ON HER HONEYMOON​

 

[stingostation]

the act itself...

If whoever invented it, you kn ow, didn't want us to have intercourse, why did he make us fit together so perfectly?

ROBERT C. SORENSEN, ADOLESCENT SEXUALITY,​

----SPOKEN BY A 15-YEAR-OLD GIRL​

 

[Lyrical Fool]

Crawfish...

By the way: A true New Orleanian will suck the juice out of the crawfish's head.

Don't have to be a New Orleanian to suck a good mudbug head.

Hell Yeah. Thank god crawfish season is fast approaching.

(And great quotes, for the rest of the thread btw...was just craving crawfish earlier today)

 

[stingostation]

getting da crawfish

Don't have to be a New Orleanian to suck a good mudbug head.

Hell Yeah. Thank god crawfish season is fast approaching.

(And great quotes, for the rest of the thread btw...was just craving crawfish earlier today)

Bad news about crawfish, their habitat swamped by Hurricane Rita, has put a premium on their heads.

When grown-ups do it it's kind of dirty---that's because there's no one to punish them.

----TUESDAY WELD​

 

[Lyrical Fool]

Katrina didn't help here either, though even in good times we don't grow them like Louisiana folks do.

Last I heard $3.99/lb unboiled.

It's still early though, hopefully the price will come down. If not, that's why God invented overtime at work.

 

[stingostation]

Katrina didn't help here either, though even in good times we don't grow them like Louisiana folks do.

Last I heard $3.99/lb unboiled.

It's still early though, hopefully the price will come down. If not, that's why God invented overtime at work.

Yeah buddy, I'm waiting on 'em to drop their prices too; usually after Ash Wednesday.

 

[stingostation]

For a woman to be loved, she usually ought to be naked.

-----PIERRE CARDIN​

 

[gypziedoll]

Katrina didn't help here either, though even in good times we don't grow them like Louisiana folks do.

Last I heard $3.99/lb unboiled.

It's still early though, hopefully the price will come down. If not, that's why God invented overtime at work.

Rita hit us so hard here out in Vermilion Parish, they are going for 5.25 a pound live, and that aint select those are the going rates for smalls to mediums......

 

[gypziedoll]

Good morning Chere' Babay, love the quotes

 

[ima6uldv8]

This isn't what I was thinking about when I opened up this thread. I've never had crawfish. They kind of give me the creeps. Do they taste good? I love lobster.

 

[gypziedoll]

This isn't what I was thinking about when I opened up this thread. I've never had crawfish. They kind of give me the creeps. Do they taste good? I love lobster.

yes they are darlin.....they taste alot different than lobster though...


(although i can only imagine what you were thinking about...hehehe, and I love your idea as well)...have a happy Sunday darlin'

 

[ima6uldv8]

yes they are darlin.....they taste alot different than lobster though...


(although i can only imagine what you were thinking about...hehehe, and I love your idea as well)...have a happy Sunday darlin'

Thanks and the same to you. I really like my idea.......

 

[gypziedoll]

Thanks and the same to you. I really like my idea.......

I do too

 

[phoenix67]

Crawfish are awesome, a lot of work for a little bit of the meat but the spices make it one of the tasitest treats around. Also, you never now how how spicy a potato can be until you've had one that's been boiled with the crawfish and all of its spices.

mmmm, nothing could be finer ...
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