TertiusHuman
Broken Panda
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David Hild
The phone rang on the other end, after six rings, the connection was made and a disinterested voice said: "Da?"
David smiled to himself, "Viktor, I have told you many times to not answer your phone like that."
A short silence followed his words and then a barked laugh, "David! You old dog! How are you? Are you visiting?"
David chuckled at the enthusiasm, "No Viktor, I am not visiting. I am doing well, how are you and how is business?"
"Meeeeh, you know how it goes. Somedays good and . . ."
"Somedays bad, yes I know."
Viktor laughed, "What can I do for you, my friend?"
"I need one of your . . . special offers."
A special offer from Viktor Kreshenko meant only one thing, a young girl desperately looking for a way out of her current situation. The well-known "Russian brides"
"Noooo, why would you want a special offer, my friend? No, I cannot do this."
David sighed, "You know that I can pay Viktor."
There's a moment of silence, "Is this for yourself?"
"Yes, it is for me."
Viktor sounded puzzled, "What? You ran out of women where you are?"
David laughed, "No, but I need a woman who can speak Russian and can keep her mouth shut when needed."
"Ahhhh, you want a nice Russian slave girl?"
David winced, "No Viktor, I just know that most of the girls do not tell everybody their business."
There's a bit of silence, "You want one with no family then? An orphan?"
"You mean that is something that I can ask for?"
Viktor laughed loudly, "Russia is a large country, comrade! Of course, you can ask for that and I am sure I will kick one out behind a bush. Tell Viktor what you prefer and he will make sure that you get what you are looking for. You want orphan, that is top of list already."
David thought about Viktor's words, well then since he could ask for anything . . . "Blonde, blue eyes, fit body."
Silence, "That is all you want? That is like majority of Russian women. Maybe less if you are looking for orphan."
David blinked, he wasn't good with things like this, "What more do you need?"
"Comrade! You are a man of means, now you can be very choosey, Viktor will find. What blonde you want?"
"Platinum?"
"Ah, good choice comrade, they stand out very nicely. You want what kind of blue eyes?"
"Ice blue will fit nicely."
"Ah yes, like proud Valkyrie warrior woman, I will look for closest, if I can't find what is your other choice of eye?"
"Brown will also work."
"Good! You are easy man to please comrade. How tall do you want?"
David realized that he had not thought about that, "Around one point six meters."
Viktor chuckled, "At least you don't want her in feet. Fit body, like what fit? Runner, model, tennis player?"
David thought about that, "Gymnast."
Viktor laughed, "Good, good, you need a flexible woman. So of course, you want tits. Big, small, just enough?"
"I doubt you will get a gymnast with big breasts Viktor."
Viktor laughed once more, "Do you want to bet comrade?"
David grimaced, "No Viktor, I know not to bet with a Kosak. If I have to choose, C-cup will be perfect."
"Ah yes, you one of few men who know that, you tell nobody, da?"
"Of course Viktor, I know how to keep a secret."
"You sure you don't want model, my friend? I have three, one looks like this what you are asking for, she is just taller."
David shook his head, even though Viktor could not see the motion, "No, I don't want a model. They are too high-strung."
Viktor laughed heartily, "HIGH-STRUNG! Ha! First time I hear a demanding bitch described that way. Now for extra fee, I can look for virgin?"
David grimaced, "No, I don't have time for that."
"Good, good. You want near your age heh?"
David chuckled, "I'm not telling you my age Viktor, younger is better anyway."
"Eyyy, can't blame a man for trying eh. OK, say 19?"
"Make it 21 or older and you have a deal."
Silence from the other side and then Viktor spoke up, "Alright comrade, I don't have woman like this right now, but when I do, I will send you amount, you pay and I will confirm when package is on the way, da?"
"Yes, that sounds like a good deal to me."
There's a sharp slapping sound from the other end, "Ha! Good then comrade. I will contact you soon, you will be very satisfied, I promise."
"Thank you Viktor, do svidaniya."
"Do svidaniya, comrade."
David ended the call, looked at the screen, and then slid the phone into a pocket. It was always strange to do business with Viktor, but he knew that he could trust the man.
The phone rang on the other end, after six rings, the connection was made and a disinterested voice said: "Da?"
David smiled to himself, "Viktor, I have told you many times to not answer your phone like that."
A short silence followed his words and then a barked laugh, "David! You old dog! How are you? Are you visiting?"
David chuckled at the enthusiasm, "No Viktor, I am not visiting. I am doing well, how are you and how is business?"
"Meeeeh, you know how it goes. Somedays good and . . ."
"Somedays bad, yes I know."
Viktor laughed, "What can I do for you, my friend?"
"I need one of your . . . special offers."
A special offer from Viktor Kreshenko meant only one thing, a young girl desperately looking for a way out of her current situation. The well-known "Russian brides"
"Noooo, why would you want a special offer, my friend? No, I cannot do this."
David sighed, "You know that I can pay Viktor."
There's a moment of silence, "Is this for yourself?"
"Yes, it is for me."
Viktor sounded puzzled, "What? You ran out of women where you are?"
David laughed, "No, but I need a woman who can speak Russian and can keep her mouth shut when needed."
"Ahhhh, you want a nice Russian slave girl?"
David winced, "No Viktor, I just know that most of the girls do not tell everybody their business."
There's a bit of silence, "You want one with no family then? An orphan?"
"You mean that is something that I can ask for?"
Viktor laughed loudly, "Russia is a large country, comrade! Of course, you can ask for that and I am sure I will kick one out behind a bush. Tell Viktor what you prefer and he will make sure that you get what you are looking for. You want orphan, that is top of list already."
David thought about Viktor's words, well then since he could ask for anything . . . "Blonde, blue eyes, fit body."
Silence, "That is all you want? That is like majority of Russian women. Maybe less if you are looking for orphan."
David blinked, he wasn't good with things like this, "What more do you need?"
"Comrade! You are a man of means, now you can be very choosey, Viktor will find. What blonde you want?"
"Platinum?"
"Ah, good choice comrade, they stand out very nicely. You want what kind of blue eyes?"
"Ice blue will fit nicely."
"Ah yes, like proud Valkyrie warrior woman, I will look for closest, if I can't find what is your other choice of eye?"
"Brown will also work."
"Good! You are easy man to please comrade. How tall do you want?"
David realized that he had not thought about that, "Around one point six meters."
Viktor chuckled, "At least you don't want her in feet. Fit body, like what fit? Runner, model, tennis player?"
David thought about that, "Gymnast."
Viktor laughed, "Good, good, you need a flexible woman. So of course, you want tits. Big, small, just enough?"
"I doubt you will get a gymnast with big breasts Viktor."
Viktor laughed once more, "Do you want to bet comrade?"
David grimaced, "No Viktor, I know not to bet with a Kosak. If I have to choose, C-cup will be perfect."
"Ah yes, you one of few men who know that, you tell nobody, da?"
"Of course Viktor, I know how to keep a secret."
"You sure you don't want model, my friend? I have three, one looks like this what you are asking for, she is just taller."
David shook his head, even though Viktor could not see the motion, "No, I don't want a model. They are too high-strung."
Viktor laughed heartily, "HIGH-STRUNG! Ha! First time I hear a demanding bitch described that way. Now for extra fee, I can look for virgin?"
David grimaced, "No, I don't have time for that."
"Good, good. You want near your age heh?"
David chuckled, "I'm not telling you my age Viktor, younger is better anyway."
"Eyyy, can't blame a man for trying eh. OK, say 19?"
"Make it 21 or older and you have a deal."
Silence from the other side and then Viktor spoke up, "Alright comrade, I don't have woman like this right now, but when I do, I will send you amount, you pay and I will confirm when package is on the way, da?"
"Yes, that sounds like a good deal to me."
There's a sharp slapping sound from the other end, "Ha! Good then comrade. I will contact you soon, you will be very satisfied, I promise."
"Thank you Viktor, do svidaniya."
"Do svidaniya, comrade."
David ended the call, looked at the screen, and then slid the phone into a pocket. It was always strange to do business with Viktor, but he knew that he could trust the man.