You gotta realize how annoying we must be to some people

Marquis

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I came to this conclusion recently after a short time talking to and playing with a young lady of the bottomly persuasion that I met on a website for locals in the scene.

A fine young lady she is, in many aspects. Very attractive, in sort of an obnoxiously buxom Crumb sort of way. God I haven't been writing or posting in so long, this is like pulling teeth from a rodent. Back to our regular programming. She is smart enough and sane in at least the prima facie sense.

This little bitch, however, is the most demanding psychopath I've ever had the displeasure of dealing with. Yes, she is willing to offer a lot. However, in exchange for this, you had better be able to double twirl your floggers in perfect twin figure eights while dripping hot candle wax on her from your mouth. No order given in anything less than the type of bark you'd expect to hear in a concentration camp is obeyed.

Ladies and gentlemen, you have to practically kill this bitch to get a blowjob.

Now, there are positives to this, because sometimes I really do want to half-kill a bitch to get a blowjob, but I say, everytime?!

Can a man get one free blowjob without the quiet sulkitude of disappointment that is indicatory of indebtification?

Fuck that shit, I say!

This is a growing and horrifying trend people, a true epidemic.

The problem, of course, does not lie with the blameless subbies, but the Dominants themselves. There are some seriously hardcore Doms out there ruining it for the rest of us. There are Doms that make their subs read books and do puzzles and learn languages and take all types of creative punishment on a daily basis.

What do you think happens to these subs when the old man boots them for something bouncier? You think they will be satsfied by The Marquis?

I should say not, and before you take my comments as more mere (more mere, moremere, MORMEER MORMEER MORMEER) self-pity and self deprecating humor, I would look in the mirror and ask if I was immune to this ravaging pestilence.

I appeal to you, those Dom's who got into this for the right reasons.

Laziness. Stubbornness. Crapulence and greed.

It is time to fight back. I say we hurt them in the only we can as the ineffectual majority. We poke fun.

From now on I propose that these little over-achievers be referred to as Dominatrix's. I would've like the use of "SirQuam" type Dom to go a little farther than it has, but I never really developed his character much.

In any case, this is a perfect term because it is particularly insulting to the males, but generally a gender neutral way to insult a topsider because the term is so outdated and corny.

Prima facie, you Dominatrix bitches.
 
Oh yeah, we gotta be annoying because to the vanilla folk, this is what WE look like.

But you already figured that out, right?
 
Marquis said:
I came to this conclusion recently after a short time talking to and playing with a young lady of the bottomly persuasion that I met on a website for locals in the scene.

A fine young lady she is, in many aspects. Very attractive, in sort of an obnoxiously buxom Crumb sort of way. God I haven't been writing or posting in so long, this is like pulling teeth from a rodent. Back to our regular programming. She is smart enough and sane in at least the prima facie sense.

This little bitch, however, is the most demanding psychopath I've ever had the displeasure of dealing with. Yes, she is willing to offer a lot. However, in exchange for this, you had better be able to double twirl your floggers in perfect twin figure eights while dripping hot candle wax on her from your mouth. No order given in anything less than the type of bark you'd expect to hear in a concentration camp is obeyed.

Ladies and gentlemen, you have to practically kill this bitch to get a blowjob.

Now, there are positives to this, because sometimes I really do want to half-kill a bitch to get a blowjob, but I say, everytime?!

Can a man get one free blowjob without the quiet sulkitude of disappointment that is indicatory of indebtification?

Fuck that shit, I say!

This is a growing and horrifying trend people, a true epidemic.

The problem, of course, does not lie with the blameless subbies, but the Dominants themselves. There are some seriously hardcore Doms out there ruining it for the rest of us. There are Doms that make their subs read books and do puzzles and learn languages and take all types of creative punishment on a daily basis.

What do you think happens to these subs when the old man boots them for something bouncier? You think they will be satsfied by The Marquis?

I should say not, and before you take my comments as more mere (more mere, moremere, MORMEER MORMEER MORMEER) self-pity and self deprecating humor, I would look in the mirror and ask if I was immune to this ravaging pestilence.

I appeal to you, those Dom's who got into this for the right reasons.

Laziness. Stubbornness. Crapulence and greed.

It is time to fight back. I say we hurt them in the only we can as the ineffectual majority. We poke fun.

From now on I propose that these little over-achievers be referred to as Dominatrix's. I would've like the use of "SirQuam" type Dom to go a little farther than it has, but I never really developed his character much.

In any case, this is a perfect term because it is particularly insulting to the males, but generally a gender neutral way to insult a topsider because the term is so outdated and corny.

Prima facie, you Dominatrix bitches.


Marquis......smiles......are you feeling a bit topped there ?

Also.....smiles ............if the submissives are to become Dominatrix what do you propose we do in fact call 'actual' Dominatrix in the future please.

Now please excuse me if you would be so gracious , I have more Shakespeare to memorize before my Russian lesson and pedicure :rose:
 
Perhaps a spot of reading comprehension should be added to the curriculum.

Wait, I just reread my post and realize it was totally unclear.

I meant for these Doms to be referred to as Dominatrix.
 
Hm.

Well, I've told even high stakes high maintenance high rollers to fuck off.

I'm even a lazy professional. I didn't get into the game to have my balls busted. You can imagine how lazy I am outside the pro arena.
 
Marquis,

What you are describing sounds no different than most M/F "vanilla" relationships.

Except for the flogger.
 
Mr. Mann said:
Marquis,

What you are describing sounds no different than most M/F "vanilla" relationships.

Except for the flogger.


Defiinitely. Have been there myself and it takes a lot of work to get what you want.
 
I think I've run fresh out of new things to talk about.

Time for suicide.
 
*sings*

"Suicide is painless and I can take or leave it if I wish."

If only that were true.

*sighs*

Fury :rose:
 
FurryFury said:
*sings*

"Suicide is painless and I can take or leave it if I wish."

If only that were true.

*sighs*

Fury :rose:

Suicide is my bestest friend. We braid each other's hair.
 
FurryFury said:
*sings*

"Suicide is painless and I can take or leave it if I wish."

If only that were true.

*sighs*

Fury :rose:

:rose: awwww what she said ~ click me

Marquis do you recall the solution for the malady in the scene from the original M*A*S*H Movie that the song featured in ?

AND is it a hijack if the Thread Starter initiates the said 'hijack'..............
 
Shankara20 said:
and it brings on many changes.....

For me it is simply the constant. All changes pass by and I'm assured that unlike many people, my dearest wish is an absolute promise. All I have to do is wait.
 
Marquis said:
Can a man get one free blowjob without the quiet sulkitude of disappointment that is indicatory of indebtification?

NO



to say more might be seen as an attempt to hijack the thread and I am now being pulled to some other thread...........
 
This remarkablly sounds like a partial answer to another thread started in the Talk section. About why one would pick a sub or a maso...

Perhaps that is why some have more than one, so they got one to beat, one to cuddle and one to do the dishes.

Hell if I know.
 
I think it's going to get worse. The doms in the chatroom I was in tonight were all boasting about what great canoe lickers they all were and how sassified they kept their subs. Oy, I say. :/
 
Marquis said:
Ladies and gentlemen, you have to practically kill this bitch to get a blowjob.

Now, there are positives to this, because sometimes I really do want to half-kill a bitch to get a blowjob, but I say, everytime?!

Can a man get one free blowjob without the quiet sulkitude of disappointment that is indicatory of indebtification?

O.k. can't help it, I have to ask, is she such a great lay that you're really willing to deal with the whole "if you aren't half killing me you don't deserve to have me" attitude you're ranting about? Or are you just annoyed and perhaps exaggerating a bit?
 
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