You found me out. I'm Naudiz.

[naudiz]

Just haven't posted anything trivial in awhile. I've been Brooding (tm). But I think I'm almost done, so now for the funny.

Slow Wave.

I love this comic.

 

[Sillyman]

I knew it! THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE MAN!!

 

[naudiz]

OMFG! Where?!

 

[Dillinger]

You know, Naudiz, your AV isn't half bad- I'd do her.

 

[naudiz]

Proof positive that exotic features are attractive. I bet she'd even give you a discount.

 

[Sillyman]

She isn't really that bad actually. The implied skankiness is a bit of a turn-off though.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I miss the dancing av

 

[naudiz]

Implied?

I might bring the dancing guy back. I go through these phases. Smoking Alien Whore demanded her day! Week. Month. Etc.

 

[sunstruck]

Implied?

I might bring the dancing guy back. I go through these phases. Smoking Alien Whore demanded her day! Week. Month. Etc.

Why does she have to be a whore? I think she's pretty.

 

[naudiz]

She needs the money.

 

[sunstruck]

She needs the money.

That's kind of sad. Poor alien forced into sexual slavery for a buck.

Someone should start a program.

 

[naudiz]

I'm her pimp. What more do you want?

 

[sunstruck]

I'm her pimp. What more do you want?

A cut of all her south side tricks. That's my territory bitch.

 

[naudiz]

Bring it. I haven't had a good rumble in a long time. I mean, I'll give you your cut anyway, but the strutting is in my contract.

 

[Starfish]

This just fucking made my day.

Smoking Alien Whore freaks me out, but she is as rad as you are, so the chi is there at least..

 

[naudiz]

On a completely unrelated note, I'm going out to dinner tonight, and my hair is absolutely fabulous.

That is all.


Hi Fishie!

 

[Guest]

 

[naudiz]

We could start a smoker's club, LL. Meet me out behind the gym after fourth period. I swiped some Pall Malls from my grandpa.

We so bad.

 

[Guest]

 

[naudiz]

Nah, because now I know you're okay with me being here. Phew!

Speaking of nightmares, I dreamt last night I died and went to Hell. It looked like a golf course, and there were all these bad 80s hair bands. At first, I didn't realize it was Hell until I started getting bored and realized there was no way out. Then I really started to panic. So I repented, and I was able to get away from Whitesnake before their encore.

Close call!

 

[patient1]

Nah, because now I know you're okay with me being here. Phew!

Speaking of nightmares, I dreamt last night I died and went to Hell. It looked like a golf course, and there were all these bad 80s hair bands. At first, I didn't realize it was Hell until I started getting bored and realized there was no way out. Then I really started to panic. So I repented, and I was able to get away from Whitesnake before their encore.

Close call!

That is a terrifying concept. Did you see anyone you know?
Or any celebrities?

 

[Guest]

 

[sunstruck]

Bring it. I haven't had a good rumble in a long time. I mean, I'll give you your cut anyway, but the strutting is in my contract.

Time to fill the pudding vat!

 

[Guest]

That's kind of sad. Poor alien forced into sexual slavery for a buck.

Someone should start a program.

someone should write a story.

 

[tortoise]

Nah, because now I know you're okay with me being here. Phew!

Speaking of nightmares, I dreamt last night I died and went to Hell. It looked like a golf course, and there were all these bad 80s hair bands. At first, I didn't realize it was Hell until I started getting bored and realized there was no way out. Then I really started to panic. So I repented, and I was able to get away from Whitesnake before their encore.

Close call!

I know an alarming number of people for whom your hell would be heaven.

Which just goes to show you... uh... something. I think.

<blinking sleepily>

Hi naudiz!