You cocksucker!

[Frimost]

Why do some women occasionally call one another a "cock-sucker" from time to time in a heated argument?

Unless they are lesbian isn't it a given that she partakes in slurpin' the schlong from time to time?

 

[Rubyfruit]

I don't think I've ever called another girl a cocksucker.

 

[daiseelady]

me either.... have heard men call each other that... but never women

 

[Liontamr]

That would make for an intersting bit of conversation...

You are such a cock-sucker!!

Well.. actually.. I am...

*slight pause as both women realize they are indeed cock-suckers*

Yeah.. I am too..

What were we fighting about again?

 

[Zmey]

That would make for an intersting bit of conversation...

You are such a cock-sucker!!

Well.. actually.. I am...

*slight pause as both women realize they are indeed cock-suckers*

Yeah.. I am too..

What were we fighting about again?

Now imagine the same situation between gay and str8 man

 

[Liontamr]

Now imagine the same situation between gay and str8 man

You are such a cock-sucker!

Well.. actually.. I am...

*slight pause as the straight man realizes he is indeed arguing with a cock-sucker*

Damn.. this conversation is over...

 

[J.B.]

Who told?!?!



A friend and I have this corny running joke.
me: "You suck"
him: "no I lick you suck remember?"

or

him: "you suck"
me: "yeah. I know"

Cheesy but we've been doing it for a long time

 

[Liontamr]

Re: Re: You cocksucker!

A friend and I have this corny running joke.
me: "You suck"
him: "no I lick you suck remember?"

Don't you both lick and suck?

Brings up an interesting point... why is being a cocksucker so bad, but no one ever uses the word "pussy-licker" as an insult?

 

[J.B.]

Re: Re: Re: You cocksucker!

Don't you both lick and suck?

Brings up an interesting point... why is being a cocksucker so bad, but no one ever uses the word "pussy-licker" as an insult?

because it never should be.

And yes I do both very well

 

[Zmey]

Re: Re: You cocksucker!

A friend and I have this corny running joke.
me: "You suck"
him: "no I lick you suck remember?"

HAHAHA GolD! can't wait 'till some one says I suck hehehe

 

[MechaBlade]

A cocksucker is a bad thing because when you call a man that, it insinuates he's gay.

I have never heard a woman call another a "cocksucker." I have heard many different women use the phrase "suck my dick."

 

[Frimost]

"Suck my dick?"
Shoulden't it be "suck my clit"?


To be fair I think the one or two times I heard it said were during catfights back in High School long ago.

Who told?!?!

J.B. I'm just surprised you managed to reply with all the dick sucking you do! Didn't you momma teach you not to talk with your mouth full? I'm amazed at your enunciation under the circumstances though. Any other woman’s message would end up sounding like "Hmmmmirhighrigiorayuf" under those conditions.

 

[honeylick]

frimost, you cocksucker.

 

[J.B.]

J.B. I'm just surprised you managed to reply with all the dick sucking you do! Didn't you momma teach you not to talk with your mouth full? I'm amazed at your enunciation under the circumstances though. Any other woman’s message would end up sounding like "Hmmmmirhighrigiorayuf" under those conditions.

I told you I was good.

 

[JerseyBoy]

lets just not get into the whole motherfucker thing...k?

 

[lobito]

I don't think that happens too much, cocksucker.

Where's the insult in that, anyway?

It sure is better than the "other C word".

 

[J.B.]

cuntsucker?

 

[Frimost]

cuntsucker?

I'd much rather be called that than a cocksucker.

 

[peachykeen]

This is why I prefer the more ubiquitous "Bite my ass, douchbag."

Works for all genders and orientations. Plus it has the added confusion factor; they may in fact want to bite my ass, but doing so would then validate the whole douchebag thing, and no one wants to be that, so there is that moment of "huh?"

 

[J.B.]

What’s wrong with making them up. Some people are “Dork Heads” others are “Monkey Tits” whatever comes to mind at the moment.

 

[sexy-girl]

hmm dont think i've ever been called that

 

[mbb308]

That was one of Richard Nixon's favorite deletable expletives. When he heard that J. Edgar Hoover had died, he commented, "Jesus Christ. That old cocksucker."

 

[Cheyenne]

Why do some women occasionally call one another a "cock-sucker" from time to time in a heated argument?

Unless they are lesbian isn't it a given that she partakes in slurpin' the schlong from time to time?

Where do you live that you've heard women do this? I've never heard a woman call another woman a cocksucker. Never.

 

[Frimost]

Illinois, at that time in Arlinton Heights.

 

[honeylick]

Illinois, at that time in Arlinton Heights.

were you over on the west-side with all the tranny-girls?

you cocksucker.