You Bitch!!

[Fleshmachine]

You goddamned, motherfucking, cocksucking, bitch. When I find you I'm going to aaaaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!

 

[Angel]

Well damn.

 

[lilfrk]

Having Trouble?

 

[TinaG13]

Who me? *runs away from thread, screaming like hell away from the maniac*

 

[Guest]

*peeks in then runs out*

 

[Blackbich]

You called me, flesh???

 

[GuyJD]

DON'T SING IT, BRING IT

Are you talking to me, Flesh? <turning and looking behind him to say,>
Well, you the hell are you talking to if you're not talking to me?
Don't make me come over there!

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

You called???

That is "Queen Bitch" to you!

 

[Fleshmachine]

Sorry just venting. Some no good, godforsaken, plaguebearer sent me a virus in the form of an e-mail through my MSN IM. It crashed my whole system. The antibiotics have been working for over three hours trying to repair the damage. Now if i want to do anything I have to use my ancient laptop. The speed is gone....

Fleshmachine falls to the floor, balls up into a fetal position, and begins to weep

The speed is gone....

 

[April]

Be more careful who you talk to.

And I'm sorry you're having so much trouble.

 

[GuyJD]

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, STILL PISSED OFF FLESH....

Sorry just venting. Some no good, godforsaken, plaguebearer sent me a virus in the form of an e-mail through my MSN IM. It crashed my whole system. The antibiotics have been working for over three hours trying to repair the damage. Now if i want to do anything I have to use my ancient laptop. The speed is gone....

Fleshmachine falls to the floor, balls up into a fetal position, and begins to weep

The speed is gone....

That happened to me a little over a month ago, Flesh. Some turd smoking, cocksucking, piss drinking, asshole sent me the Hybris virus and it killed 3 of my files. For 2 weeks, I could not download the driver to opererate my cable modem and I had to use my shit kicking dial up modem. Needless to say, I was not online too much because my high speed cable modem spoiled me. It got to the point where I told my cable company to either send someone to repair the problem or send someone to pick up the modem and I'll go with DSL.

 

[Blackbich]

You poor baby - I'm sorry to hear that. Why do people do that? Does it make you happy to know you've caused someone's computer to crash? WTF??

Dr. Blackbich prescribes a good massage and lots of rest.

 

[Blackbich]

So, I take it you weren't calling me?

Damn...no one EVER calls me!!!


*walking out of the room mumbling to self*

 

[Fleshmachine]

Thank you, you guys are so supportive.

 

[TinaG13]

Oh man! That totally bites, Flesh! *hugs you and cuddles you closely* I'm sorry....

 

[Guest]

It wasn't me.... but now I am re-evaluating my decision to let people add me on msn.

 

[Fleshmachine]

Oh man! That totally bites, Flesh! *hugs you and cuddles you closely* I'm sorry....

Thanks.....cuddles back

 

[GuyJD]

It wasn't me.... but now I am re-evaluating my decision to let people add me on msn.

Good point, Jaded. Who was that Literotica virgin who asked about adding some of us on his MSN messenger?
Looks like a job for the Literotica PD.

 

[Fleshmachine]

Send out a Dragnet and where is Friday?