you are someone's reason to masturbate

[CeasarBoobage]

I've seen this quote many places, and it always bugs me a bit. I know it's not true in my case, so I will change it to properly fit me.

Are you someone's reason to rub one out?
Write down what you think you are in the minds of friends/family.

I'll go first:

"I am someone's reason to laugh."

(Edit: 'laugh' as in comedy, smart-ass, goofball stuff. This isn't a pity party invite. )

 

[haha_on_me]

I am someone's reason to wrinkle their nose.