You are a super monkey

H. sapiens.

The naked ape.

The hairless primate.

The always-horny super-lemur.

The rationalizing (not rational) animal.

The only creature that blushes -- or needs to.

The mutant hybrid of space aliens and were-baboons.

We humans have much to be proud of.

But not our lacerated livers.

Don't drink Sterno.

Not yet.
 
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