You are a sick, sick woman, Anna

Anna_Malia75

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I couldn't help it. Reading the NYT headlines that I get e-mailed each morning, I found this slideshow, accompanying an article about the Father-Daughter Purity Ball in Colorado (http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/05/19/us/0519-PURITY_index.html?th&emc=th) about two inches away from an advertisement for "Sleepy's - The Most Trusted Name in Mattresses."

And the slideshow starts with this picture:
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh226/Anna_Malia75/23275485.jpg


I'm sorry. I'm not going to get anything done for the rest of the day. Where's that idiot scouries when you need him?
 
The text to the pic: "It ... was a joyous public affirmation of the girls' sexual abstinence until they wed."

Sure it was! :D
 
I don't think so. Remember, the girls at these things are all under 18. :eek: So are the guys, I suppose. :cool:

But of course, they'll be just as pure when they're 18 years old. At which point, the plot bunny can do all the hopping that he wants. As for the pic of the cross, why are they all signaling for a touchdown?
 
I don't think so. Remember, the girls at these things are all under 18. :eek: So are the guys, I suppose. :cool:

Didn't know that, but the look of supplication nevertheless is intriguing.

Of course we are talking fantasy here, so if she was over 18...:devil:
 
I think everyone inspired by that picture better jump on that plot bunny and go to work. I mean, if you won't run with it, someone else surely will. And, of course, plot bunny says that there could be a second affirmation of abstinence at 18. Just to be sure that now that the girls are of legal age they keep to the promise they made to daddy when younger....
 
But of course, they'll be just as pure when they're 18 years old. At which point, the plot bunny can do all the hopping that he wants. As for the pic of the cross, why are they all signaling for a touchdown?

What was that old country song about "Kick Me Through the Goalposts of Heaven, Jesus," or some such.

Looks more like the place kicker made the extra point. :D
 
I signed a pledge to abstain from alcohol when I was aged seven.

Guess what I did on reaching the age of majority (18 in the UK)?

















Got drunk, of course.

Og
 
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