You all suck.

[Nora]

I'm in my once-a-quarter flirty mood and wtf are you people doing? Bitching at each other.

EXCUSE ME!! The world revolves around ME for this brief 5-minute span once every 3 months.

GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM PEOPLE!


Thank you. You may now commence with the flirty worship of all that is me.

 

[glamorilla]

we already know you're fabulous.

 

[Sillyman]

Hey, baby.

Let's ditch these bitchy people for some cocoa at my place.


With Jesus Loves You marshmallows.

 

[teddybear4play]

Point me where to suck and I shall commence my worship.



TB4p

 

[Nora]

Thank you, dearest Glam!! I knew I could count on you!!

I think my most fabulous aspect are my fingernails. You can't see them, but for this brief, shining moment they are all the same length. I'm almost tempted to polish them!

 

[Nora]

Hey, baby.

Let's ditch these bitchy people for some cocoa at my place.


With Jesus Loves You marshmallows.

Depends. Do I have to share you with the rubber chicken?

 

[Sillyman]

Thank you, dearest Glam!! I knew I could count on you!!

I think my most fabulous aspect are my fingernails. You can't see them, but for this brief, shining moment they are all the same length. I'm almost tempted to polish them!

Of course as lovely as that would look, we would hate to be denied the goddess's hot 'n sexy typing skills for even a moment.

 

[glamorilla]

if you want i can paint little flowers on the fingertips.

but just for you.

 

[Nora]

Point me where to suck and I shall commence my worship.



TB4p

You may begin worship in my shoe collection. Make sure you lick them well, for some are dusty from long periods of lack of luvvin'.

 

[Sillyman]

Depends. Do I have to share you with the rubber chicken?

Doesn't everyone have the rubber chicken threeway fantasy? I can't be the only one.

 

[Nora]

Of course as lovely as that would look, we would hate to be denied the goddess's hot 'n sexy typing skills for even a moment.

What a lovely excuse! Thank you!!

You may proceed to worship me and you may even bring the rubber chicken, as long as he's been sterilized.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I'm in my once-a-quarter flirty mood and wtf are you people doing? Bitching at each other.

EXCUSE ME!! The world revolves around ME for this brief 5-minute span once every 3 months.

GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM PEOPLE!


Thank you. You may now commence with the flirty worship of all that is me.

hey, sexy! How would you like to be worshipped? (You, not your shoes, or various other things that would be more accurately called chores)

 

[Nora]

if you want i can paint little flowers on the fingertips.

but just for you.

*giggles and blushes*

You make me feel so special!! Can I have like glittery stuff on them, too?

 

[Sillyman]

What a lovely excuse! Thank you!!

You may proceed to worship me and you may even bring the rubber chicken, as long as he's been sterilized.

The oiled slaves will be bringing out the sacrifices shortly.

 

[Nora]

Re: Re: You all suck.

hey, sexy! How would you like to be worshipped? (You, not your shoes, or various other things that would be more accurately called chores)

Here's a hint, sugah:

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Re: Re: Re: You all suck.

Here's a hint, sugah:

That was alot more than a hint, sweetie!

 

[Sillyman]

That's not so much a hint as a billboard.

*lap lap*

 

[Nora]

The oiled slaves will be bringing out the sacrifices shortly.

Ooo! yeah! Glam will know where to find some good ones! I don't want any of those billybob yeehaw 'bama slaves!

 

[Nora]

Well jeez, guys. It's not like there's anything subtle at all about this thread!! lol

Besides, for a brief, shining moment every three months I'm allowed to be an attention whore.

 

[Sillyman]

Ooo! yeah! Glam will know where to find some good ones! I don't want any of those billybob yeehaw 'bama slaves!

 

[Sillyman]

Besides, for a brief, shining moment every three months I'm allowed to be an attention whore.

What kind of whore are you the rest of the time?

 

[Freya]

I'll worship you from afar tonight, k? During my wild dreamy fantasies I have about you every night.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Well jeez, guys. It's not like there's anything subtle at all about this thread!! lol

Besides, for a brief, shining moment every three months I'm allowed to be an attention whore.

Just an attention whore? Hmmm....either way, I like you like this...make sure I'm here for the next time, ok?

 

[Nora]

I'll worship you from afar tonight, k? During my wild dreamy fantasies I have about you every night.

hmmmmm...well, as long as it's every night, I guess I can let the whole "from afar" part slide...

Besides, I luv me summa dat Freya.

Sweet dreams, my little succulent piece of maple candy! *leers*

 

[Nora]

The kind you can't afford, Sillychickenman.

lmao Johnny. I'll make sure you're put on the email string, mkay?