You ALL might need a ticket to ride - FUCKING REALITY CHECK!!!!

[Sparky Kronkite]

This, I believe is the very first time you've (all of you) pissed me off. I can't believe it. The shit some of you pull is so fucking petty. And sorry for sounding a bit chauvinistic here but a lot of it - not all but a bunch - seems to be emanating from the females.

But beyond that slight point of interest......

RE-FUCKING-MEMBER!!!! People.....

This ain't real life - this board is weird shit - flat out period. Ask anybody who's not familiar with this shit - you'll get the generally excepted "reality" of what we do here. You (any of you) can't honestly believe that just because you can get into some adult conversation with fellow board members - THAT ANYTHING REAL - will ever come of it.

Maybe - BUT, BUT, BUT! Highly fucking doubtful. Right? Right?

Just because a few of us have spoken on the phone, exchanged photos and e-mailed each other - doesn't mean that this shit, this board - can be taken seriously. C'mon?

It's fucking therapy!!!! We all know it.

Because one person, or two or three - don't happen to return the favor of photos, or e-mail, or whatever - doesn't mean that these people should be chastised about it.

Life sucks enough (which is what defers many of us to this board) without having to deal with the petty issues of RL - here too. Let's get the fuck real.

This board is bullshit - and we all know it. This board is not real. We are not real.

And you can't expect any form, or kind of reality from it.

If you might, if you do - something's FLAT OUT FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU!!!! I you might recognize this to be a problem - I WOULD SUGGEST "REAL FUCKING THERAPY!!!!" See a doctor!

Now - that said - ladies, who wants to send me naked pics? (Humor?)

Now that's what this board is all about - sex first, some casual exchange of information, humor and general bullshit - cheap therapy for the mildly dysfunctional. That's as real as it gets. And no more.

So, all of you - get a grip................

On my pecker.

 

[Ambrosious]

It's not real?

Fuck.

 

[Juliangel]

...but....but Sparky.... the men in the white jackets PROMISED me...... they said it was real....

<plugging my ears, not listening to Sparky> hummmmmmmmmmmmimg and mumbling it is real, it is real it is real it is real it is real......

 

[Cheyenne]

Commandment #1 in Sparky-World. Can we expect 9 more to follow?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

No, one's enough.......

Only one commandment per day.....

My therapist's orders.

Hey? Am I drooling?

 

[Purple Haze]

I want nine more.

Go, Spark.

I'm gonna go answer my emails.

 

[Cheyenne]

Need 9 more

I agree, we want 9 more. I think we all ignore the first one until we see the rest of what's coming down the road- don't ya think? Go, Sparky! This could be like one of the old lists of rules for newbies!

 

[Guest]

Run, Hide and Grab your ass!

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Sparky, I tried t have them do....

a reality check, before. It's a waste of time."They" think that this place is the real world.

BTW, how they hanging, Sparkman?

blue

 

[Juliangel]

ok boys now open up and take your meds....

It will not hurt a bit I promise!

What? No dear it is not Prozac it is Midol with PMS control, it will do you good and if you are good enough and UP to it the muscle relaxer will no effect you at all

 

[Guest]

Juliangel

 

[R Nitelight]

Juliangel

Open your mouth.
No, I don't have any pills. Why do you ask?

 

[Juliangel]

aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh <opened....waiting>

 

[Mortto56]

"Gee Sparky,I haven't even said anything!"

 

[Passionnee]

Sparky..

Something was missing in your posts Sparky, to add to your virility, it's a growl, that would of turned me on big time. Oh and do you bite? I love men who bites.

If so, just for you waiting and marked -------> (_Yx)

(sorry I feel like a badass today and did loved your post)

 

[TN_Vixen]

Sparky!

so it wasn't real when you put your... and I lifted my ... and we... and, and?

*grin*

 

[Thumper]

I am not a real boy!

I would have responded sooner but I was waiting in hotmail for all the naked pics....

So where are they??????!!!

I want nudity now! Damnit! I showed ya mine..now pay up...

OK gotta go back to reality now...

Spark, ya said this was cheap therapy for the mildly dysfunctional..
...but what about us full blown(blown? I wish!) lunatics?

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Hey Sparky are you pissed off?

 

[JadedHeart]

This board is bullshit - and we all know it.

Obviously some people don't!

 

[Siren]

The Lit aint real????

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey, hey, hey.....

I did indicate that there "may be" some exceptions.

But I'm not one, like you said - I am false - I am not real. As are most here. As is the board.

You escaped that's all. You eclipsed the board. You are rare. You brought reality to the board. You became real via the boards.

Yes, you are the exception. Other's may hope - but it's more likely to be hit by a comet.

Reality or non-reality - whatever you prefer - reigns. To put too much human emotion into this board is most likely not a healthy thing to do. Like I said, the fact is - being here indicate human un-healthy-ness (How's that for a fuckin made up word?)

I don't envy you - you are that rare. But I congradulate you - and wish you good luck. But your extremely rare good fortune here should not be hope for others.

Only their own - healthy within their own mental make-up - thought processes - should provide such hope. Not bullshit from the unreal board.

 

[desireswithin]

Oh, Sparky, please don't make me wake up. I was having this wonderfully erotic dream that you were walking into my room totally naked carrying every naked picture you had ever received. It was mind blowing to say the least. Now you tell me I have to wake up and become part of the real world. GEEZ, you sure know how to ruin it for a woman. Now I have to go through my mundane existence with no thoughts of you naked. Well, maybe if you send me a picture.....hahaha! I just love this site - thank you.

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: The Lit aint real????

What I guess I am saying is the Lit is as real as
you want it to be...for you it is therapy and diversion
For others it is real encounters and real relationships....

Just cause you dont see it that way, doesnt mean it is not
that way for others.....

All I can add is Amen to that. AND welcome back, Siren. You've been missed.

 

[Cheri]

A boner is a terrible thing to waste

So, all of you - get a grip................

On my pecker.

Oh baby, I though you'd never ask!
Just bring that mongo thing over here.....and make sure it's hard!

And by the way, have I told you how awesome you are today?
No? Consider yourself told.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey there...... get this straight.......

I would never advocate "the real world" and if you read this carefully - I don't here.

I simply don't advocate this board as "the real world" either.

It (the board) simply is what it is (mentioned earlier) but no, rational, thinking, healthy, human person - would take this board for any kind of meaningful reality.

Like I said - some may be able to "make it that, make it some kind of reality," but they are few.

Mostly, it's just idle fun for idle minds. Kind of like any game. Nothing wrong with it - if......

You don't take it too seriously.