"You ain't gon have my cornbread that's fa damn sho"

[Shaq]

"if you thinking about my cornbread you better get the damn taste out your mouth. Naw, hell naw, cause I'm from New York City. You fuck wit me it's gon be consequences and reprucussions!"


HAHA


Comedy movie QUOTES ONLY! No scene setups.

 

[medjay]

"Oh, we have both kinds of music here: Country and Western!"

 

[Shaq]

"Oh, we have both kinds of music here: Country and Western!"

What is that from?

 

[Nora]

What is that from?

the Blues Brothers.

 

[medjay]

What is that from?

The Blues Brothers

 

[honeylick]

That's right ladies I'm back...
hold on to your husbands!

 

[Shaq]

the Blues Brothers.

Kewl.

Post a quote that made ye laugh nora...

 

[medjay]

"Seems like you've been missing a lot of work lately . . ."

"Oh, I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob!"

 

[Shaq]

"yeah..and we're not going to fall for some banana in the tail pipe."

"Ooooh, yar nat gonna fowl fer some banana in the tailpipe? Man, brother you gotta say that with some bass in your voice. 'Yeah! And I ain't gon fall for no banana in the tailpipe!'"

 

[medjay]

"Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies."

"Rivers and seas boiling!"

"40 years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanos."

"The dead rising from the grave!"

"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!!!"

 

[Nora]

Medjay's last one is Office Space. He and I apparently have the same movie collection. Edit: His 2nd to last one.

Mine:

"I'm not a Frenchie, I'm a BELGIE!"

 

[medjay]

"Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?"

"They don't pay bills in Russia. Everything's free."

"Free?! What are you, a fucking commie?"

"Hell no I ain't no commie!"

"Good. 'Cause I don't want no fucking commies in my car . . . No Christians either!"

 

[Shaq]

"Baby steps down the stairs...baby steps opening the door...baby steps onto the bus..."

 

[Minkey Boodle]

"Them boys is good!!"

 

[medjay]

"This from the guy who still owes me ten dollars from a bet over which was going to be the bigger movie, E.T. or Krush Groove."

"Hey, fuck you man, because time's gonna tell on that one!"

 

[Minkey Boodle]

"You mean proper fucked?"

"I thought you said he was a getaway driver! What the fuck can he get away from?!?"

"You been usin' dogshit for toothpaste, Mullet?"

"Next time you stop me whilst I'm walkin', I'll cut your fuckin' jacobs off"

"In the silent words of the Virgin Mary: Come again."

 

[honeylick]

"You mean proper fucked?"

from zee gerrrrmans.

 

[medjay]

"English, Tony! I thought you people spawned the fucking language yet no one here seems to speak it!"

 

[Minkey Boodle]

"It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent!"

 

[medjay]

"What? You think I don't have the minerals?"

 

[medjay]

The next one, not from Snatch:

"... Ohhh fuuuuudge. Only I didn't say fudge. I said THE word, the big one, the queen mother of dirty words. The f-dash-dash-dash word!"

 

[Minkey Boodle]

"I don't care if he's got fucking hazelnuts."

 

[honeylick]

The next one, not from Snatch:

"... Ohhh fuuuuudge. Only I didn't say fudge. I said THE word, the big one, the queen mother of dirty words. The f-dash-dash-dash word!"

a true classic.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

"My little brother paid a buck to see your underwear."

"What'sa happenin', Hot Stuff?"

"Now we're both on the pill!"

 

[medjay]

"I feel that life's a game. You sometimes win or lose. And though I may be down right now, at least I don't work for Jews!"