You absolute...

[Unquoted]

You absolute space herpes

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute pancake

 

[Taegul]

You absolute mud puddle.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute trading card game themed about polio.

 

[Unquoted]

You absolute sperm burp

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute missing 4th wall.

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute dead battery

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute melted candle

 

[Girly_girl]

You absolute push pop( I saw this as a meme)

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute push pop( I saw this as a meme)

I remember that one!

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute alternate region keyboard!

 

[Unquoted]

You absolute colostomy bag

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute candy necklace that was already eaten.

 

[F3x0r]

You absolute bell ringer

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute mild hot sauce.

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute wombat

 

[Magesthicc]

You absolute catfisher bot

 

[Unquoted]

You absolute monosyllable

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute fried pickle.

 

[Unquoted]

You absolute popped pimple.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute purple people eater.

 

[Unquoted]

You absolute cheese mold

 

[Taegul]

You absolute barbed wire tattoo.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute beef flavored crayon.

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolute melted ice cube.