You absolute...

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute cakehole

 

[SimonSex]

You absolute git

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute paper bag.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute poser

 

[Taegul]

You absolute tonsil.

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute fucknut

 

[_SallySparrow_]

You absolute throw pillow

 

[Taegul]

You absolute magnet.

 

[ATrueNewBeginning]

You absolute dipsquat

 

[Zumbamami_69]

You absolute stallion.

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolute dangerous place

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute thumb that looks like a toe

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute annoying meme.

 

[MindYaBitness]

You absolute wet towel

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute bald cap.

 

[Shady_nz]

You absolute pancake

 

[Btq97]

You absolute waste of biological material

 

[VoraciousValue]

You absolute sewage!

You absolute waste of biological material

I have some relatives like that.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute last few crumbs at the bottom of a potato chip bag.
Wait, these should be British sounding insults.

*crisps

 

[snebb]

You absolute hornswoggle

 

[Esther_Montanus]

You absolute angel!

 

[Zumbamami_69]

You absolute snollygoster.

 

[Qky75]

You absolute partial.

 

[Anastasia1999]

You absolute pancake

But…..pancakes are good!

Better….you absolute piece of grizzle.

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

You absolute majestic