You absolute...

[Taegul]

You absolute aquaphobic mermaid.

 

[SusieSue1234]

A friend from the U.K. texted me earlier. Her text

"How's my favorite bellend?" Yall have some fun slang

I was about to go with 'you absolutely bell!'

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute overcooked steak

 

[SusieSue1234]

You absolute half pint

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute power outage

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute PIP application

 

[Underscore_2]

You absolute cat tray

 

[ridemybeard39]

You absolute tote bag

 

[Underscore_2]

You absolute soiled diaper

 

[MissSNG]

You absolute wombat

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute chocolate teapot

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute watered down alfredo sauce

 

[GeezIDunno]

You Absolute Batman

 

[Katiel3036]

You absolute skittle puff

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute frozen underpants.

 

[Underscore_2]

You absolute Liz Truss

 

[GeezIDunno]

You absolute Liz Truss

Oh I didn’t know we could do dirty talk on here lol

 

[Underscore_2]

Oh I didn’t know we could do dirty talk on here lol

I knooow

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute pinky ring.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute cock ring

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute older clone.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute windmill

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute skid mark

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute bin bag.

 

[Underscore_2]

You absolute mop bucket