You absolute...

[Orwellian69]

You absolute wank splat

 

[Unquoted]

You absolute coccyx

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute melted candle.

 

[Unquoted]

you absolute urinal cake

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute unfiled toenail.

 

[bikerbonez]

you absolute toe rag

 

[F3x0r]

You absolute fanny fart

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute spunk trumpet

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute snorkel