You absolute...

[Taegul]

You absolute peach cobbler

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute dump cake.

 

[VoraciousValue]

You absolute fuck ass son of a bitch!

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute CD on a turn table.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute paper straw.

 

[Nylonian]

You absolute crank shaft.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You absolute banana peel

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute shithouse

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute G-string.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute farm animal.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute monkey's paw.

 

[Nylonian]

You absolute blunt knife.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute seven letter word that doesn’t fit anywhere on the Scrabble board

 

[Taegul]

You absolute sleeping pill.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute blue pill.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute cheesesteak.

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolute questioning pest

 

[Nylonian]

You absolute numpty.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute frosted muffin.