You absolute...

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute pillow

 

[TXRafe]

you absolute belly rubbing kitten slut

 

[ConstanceEvermuse]

You absolute doorknob

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute doorstop

 

[Bloodandglitter]

You absolute twat waffle

 

[F3x0r]

You absolute bell cheese

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute candy wrapper.

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute stale chip

 

[InsideSusan]

You absolute ingrown toenail.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute rooster in my henhouse

Whoops, I've done that one before

You absolute fairy egg

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute square wheel

 

[TXRafe]

you absolute lost hour of sleep because of daylights savings time

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute tit

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute cup of noodles