You absolute...

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute paper plate.

 

[TXRafe]

you absolute saltine

 

[Anastasia1999]

You absolute overripe banana

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute starter-up of Mick Jagger.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute wet lettuce.

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

You absolute idiot

 

[jonnoback]

You absolute wet lettuce.

That’s a good one! Did you hear about the newspaper here that ran a competition to see if a lettuce rotted before a prime minister got the sack? The lettuce lost!

 

[PotNoodle79]

That’s a good one! Did you hear about the newspaper here that ran a competition to see if a lettuce rotted before a prime minister got the sack? The lettuce lost!

You absolute Truss

 

[barefootgirl69]

That’s a good one! Did you hear about the newspaper here that ran a competition to see if a lettuce rotted before a prime minister got the sack? The lettuce lost!

I just Googled it!

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute broken condom.