You absolute...

[Taegul]

You absolute SCUD.

 

[kathyisgr65]

U absolute know it all

 

[morelikeasong]

You absolute onion in the eye

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute potato

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute amusement

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute fart in an elevator.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute troglodyte.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute plastic spork.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute paper straw

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute Dippin Dot

 

[F3x0r]

You absolute cock fungus

 

[Taegul]

You absolute Rorschach test.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute end user.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute chicken nugget

 

[RickTango]

You absolute beauty

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute pink slime

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute glue gun

 

[NudieUser]

You absolute loser

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute thing that isn’t actually ironic

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute salad

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute crouton

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolutely wet dog.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute pink slime

Vigo the Carpathian finds that acceptable.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute horse collar.

 

[InsideSusan]

You absolute jock itch.