You absolute...

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute scratchy stubble

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute womble

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute cockwomble

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute fallen-down weeble!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute writhing shame

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute spanked arse

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute spanked monkey

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute monkey-spanker

 

[dommastermark]

You absolute bedswerver

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute bedwetter

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute bed

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute brewer's droop

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute slowest sperm

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute flat bottomed girl.

 

[snexxer]

You absolute flat bottomed girl.

You absolute make the rocking world go round.

 

[Deadbed1968]

You absolute bag of rotten gelatin!

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute tap and go

* keep your filthy minds out of it... I mean Rugby

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute bowl cut

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute tap and go

* keep your filthy minds out of it... I mean Rugby

You absolute tap and go without the bloody tap.

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute bowl cut

Keep my haircut out of it

You absolute beer soaked base of a handbag

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute snow storm that was supposed to be over hours ago.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute unexpected skunky beer shower

 

[Deadbed1968]

You absolute snow storm that was supposed to be over hours ago.

RIGHT!?! I just cleaned up the driveway and it’s snowing again!

 

[Deadbed1968]

You absolute you!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute loose-rolled joint