You absolute...

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You absolutely clueless middle manager

 

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You absolute POLITICIAN

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute posting whore

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute indifferent human being.

 

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You absolute sycophantic boot-licking wannabe yes man

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute spicy sausage

 

[Taegul]

You absolute canker sore.

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute “stolen device protection wait an hour” bullshit.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute eggplant emoji.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute Zippo.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute elevator.

 

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You absolute flat soda

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute dill pickle

 

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You absolute frozen windshield exploding with the door closing

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

You absolute Spud

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute ten

 

[NeonSubtlety]

You absolute red-fingernail of a regret.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute stick

 

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You absolute tainted Absolut

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute peanut shell.

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute goat fucker.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute mentally competent barbarian.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute baggie.

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute mingebag

 

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You absolute scratchy stubble