You absolute...

[Orwellian69]

You absolute bell sniff

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute thumb sucker!

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute wrong number

 

[Stephie02]

You absolute lost hair tie!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute missing sock

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute jeb end

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute Google search history destroyer

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute dirtbox

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute leaky pen.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute Best in Show trophy.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute toilet seat.

 

[ericalauren]

I heard someone say “randy fox” tonight. I have no idea what the context was. Sounds like a British term, though.

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute banana peel

 

[Rodlicker57]

You absolute ripe banana

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute fidget spinner

 

[Hugo_Agogo_UK]

You absolute mouldy carpet

 

[Rodlicker57]

You absolute sheet stain

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute brain fart

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute repeat offender.

 

[NudieUser]

You absolute clown

 

[Chatgetsme]

You absolute doona destroyer

 

[Hugo_Agogo_UK]

You absolute sweaty fuck

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute bug in my program

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute water moccasin

 

[Hugo_Agogo_UK]

You absolute false moustache