You absolute...

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute doughnut.

 

[Derek_james]

You absolute piece of rock salt

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute motivation to flee

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute mushroom head.

 

[kathyisgr65]

U absolutely spoiled brat

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute waste of waist

 

[fsa52]

You absolute blot!

 

[Shady_nz]

You absolute peach

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute frozen peas!

 

[angelofthenorth]

you absolute gonad

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute weather alert

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute cloned snowflake

 

[ChloeOfCascadia]

You absolute cockwomble!

I have to say, the British invent some of the best words.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute salad!

 

[ChloeOfCascadia]

You absolute value!
You know, that math function you last used in high school, and now can't remember what you would ever need it for...

 

[Shady_nz]

You absolute piece of work

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute way-too-tight shorts.

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute camel toe

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute shithouse

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute pain in the thumbnail

 

[ChloeOfCascadia]

You absolute camel toe

That SOUNDS like an insult, but I love camel toe...

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute misspelled graffiti

 

[Apisto42]

That SOUNDS like an insult, but I love camel toe...

“Of all the camel toes I’ve loved, I loved yours the most.”

 

[ChloeOfCascadia]

You absolute camel toe

I have thought about it, and now, I consider this a compliment.

You absolute wanker!

Because wanker is a fun word. What is wrong with wanking, by the way?

Doesn't everybody wank?

 

[Taegul]

You absolute unladen African Swallow.