You absolute...

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute bed bug

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute cowl.

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute Jaffa cake

 

[ChloeOfCascadia]

You absolute arsequeef!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute Ugg

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute icicle

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute snowflake

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute door not fully closed.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute knotted shoelace.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute pile of dirty snow

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute blue cheese deodorant.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute intermittent fault

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute broken toe

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute unexpected hangnail!

 

[RickTango]

You absolute cold weather. How dare you interrupt my Florida sunshine.

 

[RickTango]

You absolute jealous Northerners. I know because I was once one of you.

 

[ericalauren]

One of the kids I babysit overheard someone say "bollocks". She asked me what that means. I told her that it's a term used in the UK to mean that something is ridiculous. I think that it's equivalent to "bullshit" in the USA. Obviously, I cannot use that word in front of a kiddo, though.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute flow wrecker.

 

[jonnoback]

You absolute pork scratching

 

[jonnoback]

One of the kids I babysit overheard someone say "bollocks". She asked me what that means. I told her that it's a term used in the UK to mean that something is ridiculous. I think that it's equivalent to "bullshit" in the USA. Obviously, I cannot use that word in front of a kiddo, though.

Not if you put 'dogs' in front of it. Completely different then.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute chip in my nail polish.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute sex fiend