You absolute...

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute rocking horse

 

[NewCastle89]

You absolute hot sweaty bollock

 

[snexxer]

You absolute fannyrag

 

[Shady_nz]

You absolute meatball

 

[NewCastle89]

Ya absolute turd on the bottom of my shoe

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute tin of tartan paint

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute tax cheat

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute unsolicited dick pic

 

[NewCastle89]

You absolute pencil

 

[Grumpy_OG]

You absolute magic 8-ball

 

[LaotianLass]

You absolute gumshoe

 

[Mav Unlimited]

That one is too complimentary lol

You absolute Queen bitch?

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute broken lighter

 

[snexxer]

You absolute ballpoint.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute gray matter. (specifically spelled that way to bother the British).

 

[Taegul]

Yuo absoluute typo.

 

[fsa52]

You absolute squash blossom!

 

[NeonSubtlety]

You absolute kiddie pool of a human

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute eyeball

 

[NeonSubtlety]

You absolute clown shoe

 

[Kat90xx]

You absolute scruffy looking nerf herder

 

[Shady_nz]

You absolute chicken

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute manky git

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute hairdryer

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute turtle shell.