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Honeybuns: I love Christmas too (and can't hardly wait for this year's 12th night, or thereabouts, wink wink). ;)

I've seen the holiday threads - nothing new so far (I've been here too long methinks) - so I'm offering up details on what I presume are two uniquely fun DVDs. I plan to view them with my 14 year old niece.

Merrily,

your Pear :kiss:

Other peeps: I patronize what I imagine might be the best video store in this country, Le Video. Here are two seasonal recommendations from their site:
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Hands-down the worst Christmas film on the planet, Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny must be seen to be believed! The "Plan 9" of children's films features a ragged (possibly drunk) Santa attempting to free his sleigh from the mean beaches of Florida - with a little help from his pal, the Ice Cream Bunny, and his magical fire truck! Along the way Santa pauses to tell the excrutiating tale of Thumbelina! A MUST-SEE!

Do you like creepy puppets? Discarded home movie footage? Monkeys dressed like Santa? Then you'll love Campy Christmas Curiosities! This DVD is chock-full of fantastically weird winter holiday-themed shorts, sure to please any fan of Christmas and/or camp!
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Any like suggestions?

Perdita

p.s. Anyone who can show proof of intimate knowledge of the above two 'films' will get a glossy full color 8x10 of my... Nah, nevermind :cool: :D :p
 
I think the creepiest Christmas movie I've ever seen is "National Lampoon's Christmas Holiday".

Chevy Chase..! *shivers with fear*
 
cloudy said:
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
One of the WORST, but funny because of it, Christmas films I've ever seen. (The "martians" green makeup starts to wear off about halfway through it).
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Good grief. I hit the link and found Pia Zadora's name in the cast. I'll save this one for next year (or maybe never). P.
 
Tell me, is there REALLY a cartoon movie called "KIZZ saves christmas", or is that just a joke in the Family guy?
 
perdita said:
Honeybuns: I love Christmas too (and can't hardly wait for this year's 12th night, or thereabouts, wink wink). ;)

I've seen the holiday threads - nothing new so far (I've been here too long methinks) - so I'm offering up details on what I presume are two uniquely fun DVDs. I plan to view them with my 14 year old niece.

Merrily,

your Pear :kiss:

Other peeps: I patronize what I imagine might be the best video store in this country, Le Video. Here are two seasonal recommendations from their site:
----------------
Hands-down the worst Christmas film on the planet, Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny must be seen to be believed! The "Plan 9" of children's films features a ragged (possibly drunk) Santa attempting to free his sleigh from the mean beaches of Florida - with a little help from his pal, the Ice Cream Bunny, and his magical fire truck! Along the way Santa pauses to tell the excrutiating tale of Thumbelina! A MUST-SEE!

Do you like creepy puppets? Discarded home movie footage? Monkeys dressed like Santa? Then you'll love Campy Christmas Curiosities! This DVD is chock-full of fantastically weird winter holiday-themed shorts, sure to please any fan of Christmas and/or camp!
----------------

Any like suggestions?

Perdita

p.s. Anyone who can show proof of intimate knowledge of the above two 'films' will get a glossy full color 8x10 of my... Nah, nevermind :cool: :D :p
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LOL - I would love the glossy, but I do not have cable and Blokebuster is the only thing in my immediate reach. I did think some sort of Santa in Space (don't recall the title? Santa on Mars?) was the worst, but I will believe you without watching. LOL :D DAMNED KENNETH ANGER for not making an avant-garde XX-mas film with bulbs and protruding branches or snaky tinsel :D :devil:

Tell about the twelve nights? :rose:
 
perdita said:
p.s. Anyone who can show proof of intimate knowledge of the above two 'films' will get a glossy full color 8x10 of my... Nah, nevermind :cool: :D :p
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1) Santa Claus (Jay Clark). After a brief stint in rehab, Santa has a relapse and drunkenly crashes his sleigh into the Florida sand. To kill some time before he sobers up, he psychically summons some "Kids" (see below) to tell them a story he's totally plagiarized from Hans Christian Andersen.
The Ice Cream Bunny. A deformed, diseased, unemployable team mascot. Roger Clinton to the Easter Bunny's Bill. He and the "Kids" decide to stage an intervention to help Santa.
"Kids". The name says it all. None of them would ever forgive their parents for letting them appear in this movie. Sadly, at least one of them would grow up to play an even more irritating movie character.
Thumbelina (Shay Gardner). A vacant-eyed, braless young girl about the size of a freakishly big walnut. Tries to get one up on Anna Nicole Smith by getting engaged to an old, rich mole named Mr. Digger (see below).
The Aging Spinster. A woman who remains single well into middle age, then decides she wants a child, so she has a witch cast a spell to create Thumbelina. Often cited as a pioneer and role model by Rosie O'Donnell and Camryn Manheim.
Mrs. Mole (Pat Morrell). All that remains of the pre-bra burning generation. Takes in Thumbelina and does everything in her power to marry her off to an old pedophile.
Mr. Digger. (Bob O'Connell). A perverted old mole who wants to get it on with Thumbelina. Has a total hard-on for antiques and paintings, that is, if he could still get hard-ons.
Mr. Bird. Has a torrid affair with Thumbelina before helping her flee the country on a counterfeit visa and an assumed identity. Spirits her away to a hippie commune to be with other braless wonders.



2) In a collection definitely more "naughty" than "nice," this program of holiday short subjects features weird puppets, bizarre animation and some very strange Santas. Not for the kiddies, but sure to give you some demented Yuletide cheer. "Monkeyland Christmas," anyone?

The wonders of google.

The Earl
 
This thread is sure putting me in the Christmas spirit. ;)

Hi p. Nice to see you around once more.
 
CharleyH said:
LOL - I would love the glossy, but I do not have cable and Blokebuster is the only thing in my immediate reach. I did think some sort of Santa in Space (don't recall the title? Santa on Mars?) was the worst, but I will believe you without watching. LOL :D DAMNED KENNETH ANGER for not making an avant-garde XX-mas film with bulbs and protruding branches or snaky tinsel :D :devil:
Tell about the twelve nights? :rose:
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You made me laugh too, Charlus. I can't imagine an Anger xmas flic, but you ought to write the posthumous screenplay. :cool:

I shall PM you about the 12th. P. :kiss:
 
perdita said:
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Perdita

p.s. Anyone who can show proof of intimate knowledge of the above two 'films' will get a glossy full color 8x10 of my... Nah, nevermind :cool: :D :p
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Unfortunately, I've been spared the experience. Unfortunately, that means no glossy 8 x 10 for the old Rumple-unit. However, to show there's no hard feelings, here's a smilie I've been saving as a special Christmas gift for our Venice loving Venus.


http://bestsmileys.com/kissing1/16.gif

Merry Christmas, Perdita

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Rumple, you've had botox since I was last here. It makes you look years younger.
 
Sub Joe said:
Rumple, you've had botox since I was last here. It makes you look years younger.
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I was beginning to wondering if you'd EVER notice.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Sub Joe said:
Rumple, you've had botox since I was last here. It makes you look years younger.
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Botox..... :confused:

I thought his face was always frozen that way..... :D Kind of like the oriental smilie....
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
... here's a smilie I've been saving as a special Christmas gift for our Venice loving Venus.

Merry Christmas, Perdita
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Molto grazie e Buon Natale, Signor Rumplini.

Perdita :kiss:
 
It's been nice seeing your name around the last couple days...and I know I'm not the only one who thinks so...
 
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