Yo! Phone Sex!

JazzManJim

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Because first I'm pretty sick and tired of looking at my name being insulted on a thread all day and because we could use more than a touch of sex to get our asses back on track, let's bring back the whole subject of phone sex!

You know you enjoy it. Stop acting like you don't.

You know there's a special someone not right with you whom you love to earch out and touch.

so get on it! Reach out and give them the call to make their night!

You don't have someone to call, or no one to call you? Then put it right here and let's see what we can do about finding someone?

Hmm....is this a barely-disguised attempt on my part to find some friendly companionship tonight. Yep, that's part of it, too. What the fuck, I've earned it the last couple of days. It's hard being a saint. ;)

So let's hear it, folks. Let's hear the plans, link-up, booty calls, and ways to make the night just that little bit warmer!
 
I had much mushy/lovey/horny fun with my darlin' on the phone this afternoon.

I love non-phone-sex phone sex. :D
 
Pairing people up for phone-sex thread.


I like. ;)



So are you going to go first here? :D
 
stormy, cK - sounds like Heaven. :)

kitty - Yes. Volunteering?

Temptress - you're breaking my heart!
 
So...I'm most likely in the minority here.

I'm not a fan of it.

Have I done it? Sure have. With a very small, select few people. I don't know if it's because I'm self-conscious of myself, or my voice or what.

I do know that part of it is that I just don't care to talk on the phone in the first place. <shrug>

I'm odd like that, I guess.
V~
 
JazzManJim said:
stormy, cK - sounds like Heaven. :)

kitty - Yes. Volunteering?

Temptress - you're breaking my heart!


I have a horrible voice, everyone expects me to sound very southern and I only have a twang. :(
 
Ive done it for guys ive met online... they say my voice is sexy... now its reserved for those who truly deserve it!

I prefer the real thing too.. but telling a guy how much you want him to fuck you while he's 1000 miles away and can't do a dam thing about it unless he jacks off is kinda funny.
 
I've never had phone sex. Maybe, someone will demonstrate for me?
 
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Vilac said:
So...I'm most likely in the minority here.

I'm not a fan of it.

Have I done it? Sure have. With a very small, select few people. I don't know if it's because I'm self-conscious of myself, or my voice or what.

I do know that part of it is that I just don't care to talk on the phone in the first place. <shrug>

I'm odd like that, I guess.
V~

I'm with you Vilac. Not my thing.





But I might be persuaded to change my mind for the right person. ;)
 
His_kitty said:
I have a horrible voice, everyone expects me to sound very southern and I only have a twang. :(


hey chick!

how bout some really hot fax machine sex?!?!?!

;)
 
*goddess*emi* said:
hey chick!

how bout some really hot fax machine sex?!?!?!

;)




How about you drive those 2 hours and whisper directly into my ear instead? ;)
 
*goddess*emi* said:
how bout some really hot fax machine sex?!?!?!

Okay, that was funny. :)

Phx - Yes, yes. Lance will show up, make some comments, call me fat. Ooooh wow that's scary. Look at how all atrembly I've gotten just fearing it. Oh woe is me. I'm all ascairt.
 
I think I once heard about someone maybe thinking about doing it....
 
His_kitty said:
How about you drive those 2 hours and whisper directly into my ear instead? ;)

I'm in the Chevy as I type! Leave the back door unlocked!

should i bring batteries?
 
acitore_vuli said:
I've fucked my refridgerator, my television, my bread machine and my George Foreman grill. My phone is next, but it's playing hard to get.

Try the toaster. I hear they are easy. I'm not saying where i heard it.
 
Hell

I wouldn't be able to get phonesex if I paid for it
 
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