Yo mama, the joke of the western world.

[Pookie]

I have I said what an disgrace she is?

How horrible she has been for the US?

What and arrogant asshole she is?

Yo mama so disgraceful she makes Casey Anthony look like Mother Teresa.

Well, there, I've said it now.



By the way, I will not be responding to any post on this thread.

 

[DesEsseintes]

You're not wrong. You should see the way she eats asparagus.

 

[Pookie]

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<--- This is me, not responding.

 

[Saint Peter]

Yo mama has Play-Doh teeth.

 

[Pookie]

Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from a blow job.

 

[Saint Peter]

Yo mama so dumb she thought The Exorcist was a workout video.

 

[Pookie]

Yo mama so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Yo mama so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.

OMG!

I cannot hang in this thread, but it's fantastic! I really wish Pookie would respond, though.

 

[CaptainKirk]

Yo mama's so fat, when she's jumps up into the air the Earth tilts back upright on its axis.

 

[Pookie]

Yo mama like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.

 

[Disgustipated]

Yo mama so fat; she rolled over a dollar and made 4 quarters.

 

[Learin]

Yo momma so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom.

 

[Pookie]

Yo mama so dumb she looked in the mirror and said what the fuck you lookin at!

 

[lovecraft68]

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles

Yo mama so dumb she went to the dentist when she needed a blue tooth.

Yo mama so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

 

[Learin]

Yo mama like a chicken coop ... Cocks fly in and out all day

 

[lovecraft68]

Yo mama's like a bus pass, for a few bucks you can ride all day

Yo mama's like a pack of gum, five sticks for a dollar.

Yo mama's so fat I tried walking around her and got lost.

 

[Pookie]

Yo mama so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I always liked...

Ya momma got two feet growing out her titties... bitch fell down and kept runnin'

 

[HoneyFortune]

Yo mama so hairy, she only speaks Wookie.

 

[phrodeau]

Yo mama so fat, Google maps lets you play Pac-Man on her.

 

[CyranoJ]

Yo mama is so healthy her BMI is probably exactly within the ideal range for a woman her age.

Yo mama is so attractive she could be on the cover of Prevention.

Yo mama is so supportive of you and your efforts that I wouldn’t be surprised if you were incredibly successful as a result.

I don't think I've quite got the hang of this.

 

[Pookie]

Yo mama so fat and dumb, she tears apart computers looking for cookies.

 

[HoneyFortune]

Yo mama so big, Saturn uses her as a navigation point.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Yo mama like McDonald's...Over 1 billion served

 

[Pookie]

Yo mama so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."