Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!

[redelicious]

I clicked on this link while browsing Fetish Auctioneer and felt I just HAD to share:


http://www.bigsextoystore.com/cgi-bin/edatcat/BTSstore.cgi

 

[Kajira Callista]

I clicked on this link while browsing Fetish Auctioneer and felt I just HAD to share:


http://www.bigsextoystore.com/cgi-bin/edatcat/BTSstore.cgi

shhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHh things like that are for PMs only....PMs to subs ONLY!

 

[redelicious]

((LMAO))


OOPS!!!!!

 

[Kajira Callista]

((LMAO))


OOPS!!!!!

tsk tsk

 

[dragonlace]

hide it hide it.....thats just scarey!!!

 

[Desdemona]

Well, now... I'm certainly not feeling up to THAT!

 

[Krinaia]

Is there anyone here that can actually take something like that?

 

[Zaudika]

 

[catalina_francisco]

Me thinks someone must have allowed themselves to become mighty stretched out of shape to need something that size to fill the gaps!!

Catalina http://www.logtenberg.info/sex/18+25.gif

 

[redelicious]

Me thinks someone must have allowed themselves to become mighty stretched out of shape to need something that size to fill the gaps!!

Catalina http://www.logtenberg.info/sex/18+25.gif

LOL, Catalina! You and your GIFs.

 

[BlueSugar]

ever notice that its never a ruler next to the toys... but a soda bottle or can?

 

[bunny bondage]

*shrieks and runs far far away*

 

[morninggirl5]

ever notice that its never a ruler next to the toys... but a soda bottle or can?

Soda cans are universal, you don't have to worry whether it's a metric ruler or not.



And anything that's larger than a soda can is an automatic YIKES!!!!

 

[fille]

All I can say is "EEEEK!"

 

[BlueSugar]

Soda cans are universal, you don't have to worry whether it's a metric ruler or not.



And anything that's larger than a soda can is an automatic YIKES!!!!

hm. good point. but why not use a paper plate, or cordless phone or keyboard, tv , hardcover book, pencil/pens... its always a soda container of sorts. lol.

but yes ...

*runs away yipping like a defeated pup*

 

[catalina_francisco]

hm. good point. but why not use a paper plate, or cordless phone or keyboard, tv , hardcover book, pencil/pens... its always a soda container of sorts. lol.

but yes ...

*runs away yipping like a defeated pup*

The others vary in size depending on model or style, most soda cans are universally one of 2 sizes, the typical Coke can being the most widespread.

Catalina

 

[BlueSugar]

The others vary in size depending on model or style, most soda cans are universally one of 2 sizes, the typical Coke can being the most widespread.

Catalina

::crosses arms and huffs like a stubborn 6 year old::

I WILL find something else that works besides a soda containter!

 

[sommerfugl]

OMG!!

Master shared this link with some friends in chat and I thought I'd share a little part of the conversation.
(Used with permission, personal info taken out)

Di: http://www.bigsextoystore.com/uploads/dp_partner9_2l.jpg
be: good lord
be: there aint enough ky in the world
Di: http://www.bigsextoystore.com/cgi-bin/edatcat/BTSstore.cgi
Co: jeez huge is not the truth LOL
Co: would be good for stopping up a huge leak lol
be: could be a good intimidator huh? lol
~li: <<< runs screaming into the night
Di: http://www.bigsextoystore.com/uploads/si_50530_1l.jpg
be: it looks like a scud missile. lol
~li: yes it does
~li: do a rectal and throat exam all at once
be: after that you could park the car in her butt
~li: wonder if coke thought it's product would be used like this
~li: to heck with all of these..........just use the coke can......if you are gonna start using things that big
~li: look.......the have Regular dildos and Really Big Dildos
~li: and then Gigantic Dildos
be: aka huge mamma jammas
~li: wonder what the difference is in Really Big and Gigantic
~li: it would be like..........OMG.....You Are Not Sticking That In Me ones
be: walk? hell. how long it would take her to be able to sit on a chair without it disappearing
be: forget ever riding a bike again. lol
la: <- has visions of these women using umbrellas as diaphrams
be: lol no kidding
la: <- bangs my head to get the vision out
be: and sheep for tampons
la: lmao
~li: ewwwwwww
be: maybe the military should buy a bunch and use them for terror tactics on the bad guys
be: tell me where osama lives or you'll be sitting on this for a week
~li: there is always that chance that they may like it though
be: hmmm offer a dozen of them to the guy that turns him in then. lol
~li: yikes
be: wonder if he could hear an echo of his breathing in there? lol
~li: is not surprised
be: lol
~li: yep

 

[BlueSugar]

... yes... that has confirmed it ...

I don't ever want to be able to hear the ocean from my puss. no sir re...

 

[redelicious]

OMG, ROTLF at the last two posts!

 

[FungiUg]

hmmm... interesting...

 

[Kajira Callista]

hmmm... interesting...

I told you we needed to hide this...If FungiUg knows they all know!!!!!!

 

[Princessintrng]

All I can say is Ouch... just OUCH

Having some childbirth flashbacks going here... crossing legs tightly, lets don't ever let the man see those......

 

[TNRkitect2b]

hmmm... interesting...

Agreed.... <runs off cackling rubbing hands together gleefuly>

 

[FungiUg]

I told you we needed to hide this...If FungiUg knows they all know!!!!!!

Geez... when did I miss my nomination for blabbermouth of the year?

Actually, I have seen these things up close and personal. They have them at The Den, which is a BDSM-friendly sex shop here in Auckland. My lover spotted them, and I believe her reaction was a combination of incredulence and flashbacks to child birth!