Yikes! Bizarre Swimming Pool in the "Sky"

Heights don't bother me. Deep water, on the other hand . . . now there's a phobia I can get behind. So, a pool jutting out into empty space . . . uh . . . no. Just no.
 
My "infinity" pool is a 3-gallon, blue Rubbermaid™ bucket I bought at Home Depot. If I point my toes upward, I can just get both my feet wedged into it. I like to sit in a lawn chair and cool off in the pool beneath the expansive shade of my umbrella hat. I toss a few slices of canned pineapple into the bucket and imagine I am vacationing in Hawaii during those brief interludes when the neighbor's three bloodlust Dobermans are not jumping up against the chain link fence and snarling at me.
 
This pool isn't for me, as I've got a big fear of heights that I still haven't conquered! :(
 
I am not particularly bothered by heights, and I love to swim, but I don't know if I could go in that sky pool.
 
Some of my Australian relations used to own a weekend cottage that had their own tidal swimming pool in North Sydney. While staying there we had to evict a shark that had swum in at high tide.

The shark was only 5 feet long.

One of their neighbours had a swimming pool on the roof of their 1959-built property with a glass bottom. Underneath the pool was their dining room so that you could look upwards through the swimming pool. It wasn't such a good idea when the pool had a leak through into the dining room.
 
Some of my Australian relations used to own a weekend cottage that had their own tidal swimming pool in North Sydney. While staying there we had to evict a shark that had swum in at high tide.

The shark was only 5 feet long.

Meanwhile, up in the Northern Territory, they get big crocodiles washed up all over the place every wet season. It's a rare day when the NT News doesn't have a crocodile-related story on the front page.

Forget the venomous wildlife, 4-metre ambush predators are a wee bit intimidating. I've never seen anything so big capable of such stealth.
 
All it takes is tinted water and a moment's inattention . . .

Or a block-headed unwillingness to read signs!
 
All it takes is tinted water and a moment's inattention . . .

Or a block-headed unwillingness to read signs!

Seriously. NT is full of great big fuck-off DANGER HUGE CROCODILES WILL KILL AND EAT YOU STAY AWAY FROM THE WATER signs at every bridge, and people still go swimming in croc waters. Some of them swim out to traps baited to attract crocodiles.

In unrelated news, NT has one of the highest rates of alcohol consumption in the world.
 
If I could get my shoulder repaired so that I could swim again, I'd happily do laps in there to the end of my days.
 
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