Yes, Never.. that name sounds familiar.

Never

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I know, I know. It seems as though I fell off the face of the planet and was swallowed by a three-headed worm. Bad me.

Yes, I'm well into my seconds (third?) week of college and doing wonderfully, thank you. I haven't forgotten anyone I've just been quite busy. I spent five, yes, five hours yesterday reading and memorizing a chapter for Psychology (neuron, axon, dendrite, soma, mycital sheath, action potential, polarized, depolarized, dopamine, acetrycholine, serotonin, Central Nervous System, Peripheral Nervous system, Somatic, Autonomic, Sympathetic, Parasympathetic, Brain Stem, Medulla, Pons, Reticular Formation, Cerebellum, Thalamus, Hypothalamus, Hippocampus, Amygdala, Cerebrum, occipital, temporal, precipital, frontal)

Man, I pity those pre-med motherfuckers.

Anyways, I'm thinking of joining some campus groups so I can meet women. The three I've hit on so far have come up with lame excuses (You know, "My girlfriend would kick my ass." - "I'm thirty one and here's a picture of my S/O that I've lived with for seven years." - "I'm tired of disgruntled lesbians stalking me and, besides, my girlfriend would kick your ass.") Right, right, so I spent Valentines days handing out chocolates to the ladies in my dorm and watching a performance of the Vagina Monologues.

Anyway, my professors are neat, my classes are interesting and my roommate is a pre-med, ballerina-looking, neat freak who's always out. I get three meals a day, I love my cluster mates, I can walk to my classes in less than three minutes and once summer hits I might even have a tan. Pretty good.

My dorm room is too small to stick another computer in so I've been using the public comps - that's one of my many excuses as to why I haven't been present. Someday, maybe I graduate, I'll tell people the story of how a porn board helped to majorly improve my life until then.. I have to read half of Kim, all of Agricola and Germania, and I have a test and a paper due on Thursday and, oh, maybe I should start on my Java and there's that Psychology project coming up..

All my Love,
Never.
 
*Waves*

you've know..... I"m still waiting on that video girl......

when's it gonna get her?
 
Never said:

Anyways, I'm thinking of joining some campus groups so I can meet women. The three I've hit on so far have come up with lame excuses (You know, "My girlfriend would kick my ass." - "I'm thirty one and here's a picture of my S/O that I've lived with for seven years." - "I'm tired of disgruntled lesbians stalking me and, besides, my girlfriend would kick your ass.") Right, right, so I spent Valentines days handing out chocolates to the ladies in my dorm and watching a performance of the Vagina Monologues.

Yeah, I've heard them all. I like you as a friend, I don't speak english, I'm married to the sea, I don't want to kill you but I will...

Welcome back Nevs.
 
i miss never :(


i wish you luck with college thanks for not forgetting us :) i regret not coming to literotica sooner and knowing you longer
 
This shoots my chances of making a "Where the fuck is Never" thread!

Bullshit.

I love you and miss you. Go be scholarly and we'll be proud, even if you blow us off, you little bitch.

Yes, go meet women. Fine. I see. Fine.


Isn't it a Myelin sheath? What the fuck is a mycital sheath? (not saying they don't exist, but...where?)
 
Hey, Never! It's good to see you so HAPPY! :)

Come back and see us when you can.

And don't forget to change your location- I think you moved out of the lavyland ranch. You've flown the nest!
 
Glad to see you and hear you are well Never...............................
;)
 
I'm telling you, I can't walk down my hall without tripping over some ladies making out but they all get so angry when I try to join in. It's so not fair!

Fly, it should be obvious by now that custom officials jacked your Two-Hot-Hunnyz-Humpin' video while in transit. Sorry hun.

Good to be back Evil B. Weevil.

lavender, I did that just for you .. that and the fact that the pre-meds around here are currently occupying Dante's fifth level. Poor sods.

Starfish.. I've been trying to find that thread you made ten months ago that asked me to bump it up ten months after you made it but I couldn't find it. Fishy, you know you're my first, last, and only love. I'm just chasing women for pure sexual gratification, I hope you understand. (Right, right, it's a Myelin sheath. I spent four hours memorizing a chapter and the teacher had up jumping up and down in class today yelling 'Positive In! Positive Out!' I think I'm making this class much harder than it is.

sexy-girl, you still get to know me. I'm not 'leaving'. I promised Laurel I'd never do that.. I'm just swamped at the moment... and maybe for the next four years.

Cheyenne - Yeah, me, happy. Who'dda thunk it? Hey, I have that bookmark taped to my wall. I have the feeling I'm going to be looking at it for insperation quite a bit in the future.

Wizard, I do what I can. And what I can't, I fake... But mostly it's doing.

debbiexxx, Good to see you again. Thank you for the kind words.

Chef.. *big hug* In some ways I have you to thank for where I am right now. You've the best stalker a girl could ask for.
 
well i will have to stay here for at least 4 years then :)


im glad your having a good time and you are happy ... im sure some college girls will be throwing themselves at your feet soon enough just play it cool :)
 
Never,
I am so glad to hear everything is working out for you. Please keep us updated, when you have the chance!
I wanna live vicariously through you. ;)
Take care!
 
She of much Neverness said:


Starfish.. I've been trying to find that thread you made ten months ago that asked me to bump it up ten months after you made it but I couldn't find it. Fishy, you know you're my first, last, and only love. I'm just chasing women for pure sexual gratification, I hope you understand. (Right, right, it's a Myelin sheath. I spent four hours memorizing a chapter and the teacher had up jumping up and down in class today yelling 'Positive In! Positive Out!' I think I'm making this class much harder than it is.


Ahhh.... I don't even remember what the title of that thread was. Was I high when I wrote that? I am cool with you living out our seperation with wild, gratuitious sex. It is okay, my love. I have been having an affair.... with a man. :eek:

I remember how my psych teacher was over simplistic and how I wanted more from the class than to glaze over some generalized garbage. I did the same thing you did, and then when I got A's on all my exams and my final paper, and everyone else got B's and C's, I didn't mind the extra work so much. So much for a curve in that class. People growled. They looked around the room for the culprit. I just joined in the growling, and no one suspected cute little me.

You'll do smashingly well, dear.
 
She of much Neverness said:
Chef.. *big hug* In some ways I have you to thank for where I am right now. You've the best stalker a girl could ask for.

She said nice things about me!!!!

*faint*

PS Adora said hi and she's proud of you too
 
She of much Neverness said:
Cheyenne - Yeah, me, happy. Who'dda thunk it? Hey, I have that bookmark taped to my wall. I have the feeling I'm going to be looking at it for insperation quite a bit in the future.

See, that's why I come here. After a horrible day, first Siren made me smile about not having enough legal knowledge, and now you got me to smile, too. :)

Think of me when you see that bookmark, and know that someone is cheering for you from the peanut gallery. You can do it! And you are.
 
Throw me some crumbs.

Even a little Never is better than never Never.
 
I almost missed this. Well, that answered a lot of my questions. Except, I don't suppose there's any of that chocolate cake left? You know, the one Mischka made? :confused:
 
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