Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the Muff has hit a Literotica Milestone!

KillerMuffin

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Don't you just hate it when people refer to themselves in the third person? It's like some bad basketball star in a good Whoopi Goldberg movie.

I've done it! It's taken almost two years of dedication-- well okay rampant lackadaisicalness, but still-- but I've done it!

I've got 50 postings!!!

*sniffle*

I'd like to thank the Academy for recognizing my sheer genius and prolificality. I'd like to *sniffle* thank Laurel and Manu for the tireless efforts at making my career a success. I'd like to thank my parents, if they hadn't fucked I wouldn't be here. I want to thank so many people, each and every person who ever responded to me positively and stroked my ego enough to give me the impossible arrogance to continue until I've attained this fabulous and exalted position.

*kisses Oscar's bald, golden head and has to be dragged off the stage by security*

Than--
 
I'm confused...what do you mean 50 postings??? Stories and such???

Anyhow...congrats ;) :D


Brat
 
OK, Muffin, keep your hands in plain sight and back away from the keyboard. Nobody has to get hurt, just don't make any sudden moves, threatening gestures, etc.

You and the little gold statue will enjoy a vacation together.

Don? Where are we sending the lovely lady and her pet statue?
 
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