Yes. I'm.... Tantra Claus this holiday season.

[Sparky Kronkite]

Come sit on my lap sweet Missy.

Yep - I'm takin' over.

Santa just ain't sexy enough.

I'll be the Santa in a G-string - the Santa with the sexual mantra - hell I've got not gut, got a nice damn ass and I even clean shaven!!!!

I've got a real nice penis with a bright red-tip and a bag full of buzzing, throbbing toys for all good little girls.

I'll deck your halls. Ring your bells and whisper sweet ho, ho, ho's in yer ear.

Yes ladies - I can even fit down your chimney - without getting burned!!!! This Santa's smokin'!

I'm……………..

(ta da da da da da daaaaaa, those are "French" horns don't you know?) ……………….

Tantra Santa!!!!!

 

[forgetunome]

Hi Tantra....

I've been a very naughty girl...do I still get to sit on your lap??? *pouty lip*

 

[Juliangel]

All I want for Christmas is Santa in a big red bow!!!

 

[Naked Hunny]

Sparky are you still at work. I think you need to go home you are losing it but since you are Tantra Santa *climbs into Sparkys lap* For Christmas I would like a new vibrator and a man. One that is not only sexually compatible with me but is caring and loving and earns a pretty penny!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Only if.......

You make sure to where a dress, with no panties and ride my wild white pony.

Ho, ho, ho, ho................

I call'im Donner but he oft reminds me of Blitzen.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Well NH......

Men aren't really Tantra Clause's bag you know - ho, ho, ho. But vibrators are right up Tantra Santa's alley - the little elve's are brilliant at designing them. That pocket rocket - they invented that little one for their girl friends. Tiny but smokin'.

And Julia dear - what's the red bowl thing? You trying to fuck with Tantra Santa?

 

[Juliangel]

<smoothing dress over thighs and bare butt>

WooHoo I am getting Santa and Donner for Christmas!!

 

[R Nitelight]

I wanna sit on Tantra's lap!!!!

 

[Juliangel]

I wanna sit on Tantra's lap!!!!

You can sit on it with me I am sure the three of us can figure something out!

 

[forgetunome]

Re: Only if.......

You make sure to where a dress, with no panties and ride my wild white pony.

Ho, ho, ho, ho................

I call'im Donner but he oft reminds me of Blitzen.

Wooooo Hooooo!!!! I get ride Tantra's wild white pony...how did he know I wanted a pony for Christmas!

*Lifting skirt...and scooting back onto Tantra's lap...wiggle...wiggle....BIG SMILE*

Oooh I love Tantra!!! You don't mind if I can't sit still do you...Tantra?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'd tell ya all......

About Rudolph's red nose and why it's so red - except'n this here board is non-beastiality.

Ho, ho, ho!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Oh um forgetu dear.....

be careful now - Tantra Claus might might accidentally put the wild white pony somewhere that Willy Wonka might go!!!

Ho, ho, ho......

 

[Naked Hunny]

Promises Promises Sparky!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Fact is.....

Me (Tantra Claus) and old willy are known for our DP's so if'n you ladies feel inclided - just might be able to arrange something with Mr. Wonka.

They don't call'im Willy Wonka for nothing you know.

Ho, ho, ho.

 

[Juliangel]

Slipping off Tantras lap and pulling Nitelight with me...... Let's go see what kind of toys we can find in the workshop

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'll be good ladies.....

Just let me get a swig of Mr. Daniels and I'll regain control. Tantra Claus needs his whiskey you know - hell - if'n you were married to Mrs. Tantra Claus as long as I've been you'd drink some too.

Horny bitch.

Ho, ho, ho.

 

[forgetunome]

OOhhh...I love it when you talk that way Tantra!! *Big Kiss* Bring on Willy Wonka!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Tantra Claus...............

Slays!...........

Ho, ho, ho.

Good night to all and to all a good night -

And to all of you, have a wet, wonderful starry night of forbidden sex.

On Donner......